wolfbait51's definitions

husk hock

Trying to hock up a popcorn husk that is stuck in the back of the throat or on the back of the tongue. Those devilish little fuckers act like suction cups and sometimes a hock hack will loosen them.

Some dude in the theater had the husk hock so bad he sounded like a dog yakking on a bone

by wolfbait51 June 2, 2011

Massa2shits

How some dummies pronounce Massachusetts

Remember that song about Massa2shits by the BeeGees?

by wolfbait51 November 30, 2011

flush faced

The embarrassing situation where,as a guest in another's home,you stop up their toilet and it overflows with your colon contents.This can innocently occur due to unfamiliarity with the nuances of the particular brand of toilet and its digestion capacity.In any case,don't expect and invite back.......EVER.

I was totally flush faced when I stopped up Aunt Saggy's toilet.

by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011

shrink wrap a turd

When a turd or piece of a turd refuses to go down after repeated flushings. It keeps bobbing up as if made of cork.Piling on multiple layers of toilet tissue essentially shrink wraps the obstinate floater and results in a flushable package.

After 5 flushes,I had to shrink wrap a turd to get it to go down.

by wolfbait51 April 9, 2011

just a minute finger

When you are having a face-to-face conversation with an individual that is interrupted by them taking a cell call and they put you on hold by holding up an index finger indicating that this call is more important than talking to you. A rude gesture made by an insignificant person receiving an insignificant call.

I was talking to my sister when her cell rang and she abruptly gave me the just a minute finger.

by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011

poot plank

That annoying and embarrassing squeaky board in the floor that sounds like a fart when you step on it just right.However,when you want it to it won't. Like when you step on it and it makes the farting sound and other people look at you like you farted. You try to demonstrate to redeem yourself but it won't repeat for love or money.

I swear! It was the poot plank,not me!!

by wolfbait51 June 6, 2011

Jap bike

Refers to a woman who is either ugly or has a shitty reputation that you fuck,just for fun,but you don't want to be seen with by your friends. Analagous to Harley riders who occasionally will ride a Japanese bike as long as nobody sees them.

I picked up this ole Jap bike the other night and made her ride in the car trunk to the motel over in Siler City.After I fucked her,I left her half enough cab fare to get home.

by wolfbait51 May 8, 2011