319 definitions by wolfbait51

T-Bone Kotex

A T-bone Kotex is that absorbent pad often found stuck to the steaks you buy from the grocery store.Should be removed before grilling.

I always check the bottom of the steak,after removing from the package,to make sure the T-Bone Kotex is not stuck to it.

by wolfbait51 May 8, 2011

tear denial

The bullshit excuses guys come up with rather than admit they were moved by an emotionally charged movie or TV show.

Girl: Is that a tear in your eye?
Guy: No. I've got allergies.
Girl: Then why is your bottom lip quivering? You're in tear denial!!!

by wolfbait51 May 28, 2011

Tenacious T

No,it isn't an exciting new rapper. It is a particularly hard,tough and stubborn turd that slowly inches out of the anus just about half way then stops. It won't come out any further,it won't back up,and it won't break off because of its sturdy, clay-like structure and texture.So there you are....stuck. You can try wiggling on the toilet seat and hope it snaps off. Or,you can wait for a month for it to dry up and rot off.Or, as a last resort,you can bare-hand it and flick it loose with your fingers.

I was stuck on the thundermug for 45 minutes this morning due to a Tenacious T. I finally talked by brother into slipping a noose of dental floss around the obstinate loggerhead and jerking it out.

by wolfbait51 April 1, 2011

termite mound

A variation of the beehive hairdo for black women. Named for the towering termite mounds of the plains of Africa.

Dawg! Check out the termite mound on that sista!

by wolfbait51 May 25, 2011

tex message

A text message where every word is misspelled as if written by a retard or a Texan.

I can't make head or tails out of this tex message.Something about eetin owt my cuzzin?????

by wolfbait51 April 17, 2011

that's so high school

A phrase meant to indicate how immature,meaningless,irrelevant,trivial and idiotic someones actions or attitude is.

Are you going to the rave tonight?
No,man. That's so high school.

by wolfbait51 May 14, 2011

the black windmill of death

How all the colored girls fight in hip-hop clubs.Both arms flailing in a windmill fashion with a hawk-bill knife or box cutter in each hand.This usually doesn't occur until after precursory face scratching and the pulling out of hair pieces,weaves and extensions.

I saw two Negresses going after each other in the black windmill of death over some deadbeat playa.

by wolfbait51 June 7, 2011