wolfbait51's definitions

fart recoil

The reaction of innocent "by-sniffers" to a rancid fart. Can range from a squirrel-like nose twitch to physically recoiling backward and even up to spewing chunks.This phenomenon has even been observed in the family dog where it covers its muzzle with its paw or buries its nose in a couch cushion

I love to see the fart recoil when little old ladies hit "the cloud".

by wolfbait51 December 12, 2011

Dear Editor

Not the way to begin a definition. The infamous style of "a censored,inconvenient truth" and the beloved and wildly popular "Man" and "Misandry" definitions

Dear editor, this entry does not violate any of the rules on the editor homepage. "Rule 3. Publish opinions. Don't reject an entry just because it's opinionated. Opinions are useful to readers unfamiliar with a topic. Don't reject an entry because you disagree or are offended. Don't reject an entry because you think it's inaccurate." It's not sexist as it's a view which can be held by any gender, doesn't generalise entire groups and citing another's opinion isn't personal approval or promotion. "Rule 2. Entries can document discrimination but not endorse it."

by wolfbait51 December 12, 2011

piss flag

When a male zips up his pants after peeing and the front of shirt tail becomes entangled in the zipper and the zipper becomes stuck leaving a flag-like swatch of shirt protruding from stuck zipper.

I'm going to have to wear this piss flag until I get home and can un-jamb my zipper with Vice-Grips.

by wolfbait51 December 11, 2011

Vlad the Impaler

This is where an individual has to take a shit in the wee hours of the morning and sleepily stumbles into the bathroom without turning on the lights. Being half asleep and disoriented in the dark,the individual squats,but is off a few inches,and sits on the handle to the toilet brush or commode plunger located next to the toilet,thusly impaling themselves.

After my terrifying Vlad the Impaler experience,I now religiously turn on the bathroom lights.

by wolfbait51 December 11, 2011

Yung Poon Soon

1) What every dirty old man desires (young pussy asap)

2) An unfortunate Chinese name

Hey Grandpa! What would you like for your birthday?

A double helping of Yung Poon Soon.

by wolfbait51 December 11, 2011

the repulsive raptor

1)When a crow pilfers through your curbside garbage bag and spears a bloody tampon then perches on the roof of your house like a proud eagle with an olive branch in its beak.

2) The Official Seal of Cuba

Get my pellet gun so I can snuff the repulsive raptor before the neighbors see it.

by wolfbait51 December 10, 2011

motorhome

Similar to a motorboat except instead of putting ones face between a pair of boobs,a man puts his face betwixt the ass cheeks of a 300lb+ woman and shakes his head back and forth in a "no" type fashion while using the mouth and tongue to make the "raspberry" sound. The huge buttocks amplify the raspberry into a sound similar to a trucker using his jake brake.

I can't get the image out of my head of "Mike and Molly" doing the motorhome

by wolfbait51 December 10, 2011