wolfbait51's definitions

the black windmill of death

How all the colored girls fight in hip-hop clubs.Both arms flailing in a windmill fashion with a hawk-bill knife or box cutter in each hand.This usually doesn't occur until after precursory face scratching and the pulling out of hair pieces,weaves and extensions.

I saw two Negresses going after each other in the black windmill of death over some deadbeat playa.

by wolfbait51 November 24, 2011

shooting star

A male porn star noted for his "money shot"

Peter North is a shooting star

by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011

Pinks All Out

1) A popular drag racing TV show

2) A peek inside the girl's locker room

3) A pack of male dogs around a bitch in heat

Someone left the girl's locker room door ajar and I got a glimpse of Pinks All Out.

by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011

salty lemon drop

After a man finishes urinating it is customary to give the penis a few good shakes to rid the urethra of residual piss.On occasion,one of the remaining drops of urine can be slung upwards onto the lips or mouth of the unlucky pisser.

Aghhh! I just treated myself to a salty lemon drop!

by wolfbait51 November 27, 2011

mullested

To be sexually molested by a person with a mullet. Improper or unwanted sexual advances made by a mullet head.

My boys want to go to the monster truck rally but I'm afraid they might get mullested there.

by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011

eye corn

An average looking female who is neither eye candy nor eye broccoli. Just as corn is a dietary staple,eye corn is the norm and the bulk of females.Eye corn makes good marrying stock.

You have your eye candy,your eye broccoli and there in the meaty part of the bell shaped curve you have your eye corn.

by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011

celebrity porker pity project

The Weight Watchers/Nutri-Systems/Jenny Craig/Slim-Fast type ads that feature overweight celebs to rehab back into semi-decent shape and promote their product.Notable porkers include Kirstie Alley,Carrie Fisher,Marie Osmond,Jenny McCarthy,Sarah Ferguson,Valerie Bertinelli,Anna Nicole Smith,Queen Latifah,Dan Marino,Whoopi Goldberg,Don Shula,Tori Spelling,Monica Lewinsky,Kathie Lee Gifford,Ann Jillian,Jason Alexander,and Jennifer Hudson.

It is encouraging to know that,despite having the means to have full time personal fitness coaches,many Hollywood stars resort to the same celebrity porker pity project to lose weight that is available to the common man.

by wolfbait51 November 19, 2011