wolfbait51's definitions

chicken tenders

testicles

That baseball bounced up and nailed me in the chicken tenders

by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011

mustarrhea

A squeeze bottle of mustard that has started to separate and,when squeezed,squirts out a yellow oily substance accompanied by a diarrhea-like sound.

I got mustarrhea on my ham sammich!

by wolfbait51 November 23, 2011

camel humps

The bulging imprint of a large set of titties in a shirt or sweater. The second sexiest part of the camel,after the camel toe.

Check out the camel humps on that Hooter's girl.

by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011

Led Robster

How the Japs say Red Lobster

Hachiro is taking Kazumi to the Led Robster for her birthday

by wolfbait51 September 23, 2011

Mr. Pimp

An mixed drink containing 6oz. Mr Pibb and 1&1/2oz. Goldschläger. Named for pimp's fondness of gold (teeth and jewelry)

I got hammered on my signature drink- Mr. Pimp.

by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011

going brown

An environmentally friendly resources conservation measure where the toilet is flushed only after the bowl contains the crap of multiple cable laying sessions. A specific sub-type of "going green".

Going brown could potentially save 150 million gallons of water annually.

by wolfbait51 April 22, 2011

Tenacious T

No,it isn't an exciting new rapper. It is a particularly hard,tough and stubborn turd that slowly inches out of the anus just about half way then stops. It won't come out any further,it won't back up,and it won't break off because of its sturdy, clay-like structure and texture.So there you are....stuck. You can try wiggling on the toilet seat and hope it snaps off. Or,you can wait for a month for it to dry up and rot off.Or, as a last resort,you can bare-hand it and flick it loose with your fingers.

I was stuck on the thundermug for 45 minutes this morning due to a Tenacious T. I finally talked by brother into slipping a noose of dental floss around the obstinate loggerhead and jerking it out.

by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011