wolfbait51's definitions

Full Metal Jacket

What the tin man wears to formal occasions.

Didn't the tin man look dashing in his full metal jacket?

by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011

Urban Dicktionary

Where you go to look up which teenagers have big dicks and which have small ones.

The majority of definitions in the Urban Dicktionary are based upon teen penis envy.(both male and female)

by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011

the pillow sham

To hide a dirty,stinky sock or a filthy pair of "sour mash" encrusted underwear under wife/girlfriend's pillow. The difficulty lies in not chuckling out loud all night long as she tosses and turns,sniffs her armpits and your ass,trying to figure from whence the mystery stink originates.It is also paramount to keep a straight face at breakfast the next morning when she is snurling her nose like a squirrel trying to cleanse her sinuses of the offensive odor.

Last night I pulled "the pillow sham" on the old lady using my 4 days old briefs with 2 inch wide skidmarks.BTW,did I tell you we're getting divorced??

by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011

wedding night dick

Describes anything that is supremely hard.

Mom's biscuits are as hard as a wedding night dick.

by wolfbait51 May 2, 2011

condundrum

Having a really good shot at getting some pussy but not having a condom and no way of getting one.

We were parking on lover's lane and my date was so wet she was foaming.She was ready to yield that thang to me but I didn't have a rubber. What a condundrum!

by wolfbait51 April 22, 2011

Tenacious T

No,it isn't an exciting new rapper. It is a particularly hard,tough and stubborn turd that slowly inches out of the anus just about half way then stops. It won't come out any further,it won't back up,and it won't break off because of its sturdy, clay-like structure and texture.So there you are....stuck. You can try wiggling on the toilet seat and hope it snaps off. Or,you can wait for a month for it to dry up and rot off.Or, as a last resort,you can bare-hand it and flick it loose with your fingers.

I was stuck on the thundermug for 45 minutes this morning due to a Tenacious T. I finally talked by brother into slipping a noose of dental floss around the obstinate loggerhead and jerking it out.

by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011

fuck dubbed

Fuck dubbed is where a movie has been edited for TV and the bad words are lamely dubbed over in a voice not even close to the original actor's voice. Fortunately,you can usually read the actor's lips. Commonly called a "voice over".

I watched a Stevan Seagal movie where every time he said "fuck" it was fuck dubbed with the word "Fink" in a clearly Italian voice.

by wolfbait51 May 10, 2011