wolfbait51's definitions

Wicked Weasel duck call

This is a phenomenom where a woman wearing a g-string farts causing the thin strip of butt floss to vibrate like a reed and resonnate a sound like a duck call.A similar effect is accomplished by holding a blade of grass between cupped hands and blowing.With a little practice,a wearer can produce sounds that mimic a crow call and a dying rabbit.By adjusting thong tension and sphincter control,notes ranging between E flat and C sharp are possible.

After consuming a big bowl of chili beans,my girlfriend serenaded me with her Wicked Weasel duck call.

by wolfbait51 March 17, 2011

anal paralysis

When you have to sit on the toilet for an eternity because you cannot wipe your ass due to the fact that your asshole won't close resulting from a megaturd.

My butthole almost swallowed my hand when I tried to wipe.I must've had anal paralysis.

by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011

cologne zone

The radius from which an individual's cologne or perfume can be detected. Ideally,this radius should be less than two feet,however,in the case of teenage boys and slutty women,this radius cane be 30-40 feet or more.

If Jr. has a date tonight,I must make an effort to stay outside of his cologne zone.

by wolfbait51 November 6, 2011

Olive Garden

A chick's restaurant. Not the first choice of a straight male.Their philosophy is to fill you up with salad,bread sticks and soup so you won't be disappointed with minuscule size and high price of the entrée.

Olive Garden is so gay.

by wolfbait51 May 8, 2011

doppelniggers

It's really a moot term since all blacks look alike anyway.

The ole lady thinks Jamie Foxx and Will Smith are doppelniggers

by wolfbait51 November 17, 2011

career-holed

To choose a college major or enroll in a training program for a job field or profession that is desperate for applicants and is hiring like crazy but by the time you complete your education/training the market for your skill has become saturated and nobody is hiring.

Before I enrolled in college there was a shortage of electrical engineers,they were hiring like crazy and making top dollar.Four years later I have my degree but all the jobs have been filled.I just got career-holed .

by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011

dome light

1) A candle or night light placed on the night stand so a guy can watch his girl give him dome.

2) An interior light of an automobile located on the head liner.

I like to fire up a candle as a dome light when getting head.

by wolfbait51 June 6, 2011