wolfbait51's definitions

melon patch kids

An ethnic version of Cabbage Patch Kids. Little black ragdolls.

I guess we could buy little Myshequa one of those Melon Patch Kids for her birthday.

by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011

mull and void

A head with a mullet and devoid of brains.The latter explains the former.

Look at that mull and void redneck.

by wolfbait51 September 11, 2011

drive thru squatters

Those annoying people who tie up the traffic flow at fast food drive-thru lines.Typically, they are a mommy van full of rowdy rug rats or an entire soccer team who pull up to the intercom without having decided what everybody wants.After holding up the line for 15 minutes,they again stall the flow at the pay window where they change and modify their orders.Then at the pick-up window they get their 5 bags of grub and only pull up half a car length where they begin dividing and distributing the bounty but still blocking traffic because nobody can get around them.

Shit! I can't get around those fucking drive thru squatters because they've stopped to do a french fry audit.

by wolfbait51 April 3, 2011

One time editor

Lame-assed punks who sign up to be UD editors only to get their stupid definition published,but,after realizing the backlog of definitions ,they take the chicken shit way out and plead for other editors to publish it rather than putting in some time and helping out with the editing.

Some shit-for-brains one time editor was begging to get his girl friend's name published for an anniversary present. Last of the big spenders.

by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011

satutory rape

Not rape in the traditional sense.It is where a dude jacks off and jizzes all over a woman,thoroughly saturating her.

My girlfriend threaten to have me arrested for satutory rape just because I busted my eggs in her hair.i

by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011

Jack Threads

An advertiser on Urban Dictionary that promotes ridiculous Nigger costumes as "mens wear". Also any clothing worn while jacking off.

I wouldn't even wear Jack Threads to masturbate. I prefer a wife beater and boxer shorts.

by wolfbait51 May 20, 2011

cafeteria lady

Someone you NEVER want to see naked.It's that large oafish woman who wears the plastic hair bonnet that dollops mashed taters all over your lunch tray. Usually looks as if she could be equally employed as a female prison guard.

I had a horrible dream where the cafeteria lady was sunbathing in the nude on the playground.

by wolfbait51 January 27, 2011