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celebrity name fumbler

A person who constantly screws up celebrity's names. Examples: Warren Beauty,Thelma Blair,Paris Hinton,Kenunu Reeves,Gary Boozey,Rick Jagger,The Elderly Brothers,Tommy Jones Lee.
My girlfriend was talking about some movie starring Angela Jolie. She's a habitual celebrity name fumbler.
by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011
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sizemologist

A person who spends way too much time mentally measuring cakes,pies,pizzas,etc determining which piece/slice is the biggest.
I'm waiting for the sizemologist to finish eye-balling the pizza and select his piece first.
by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011
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Mexican bug-eyed barking rat

A Chihuahua. Not even close to a real dog. They constantly tremble and shiver and lick their dicks.
For decades,breeders and pet stores have been passing off Mexican bug-eyed barking rats as dogs and calling them Chihuahuas
by wolfbait51 April 20, 2011
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the brutal cellmate

This is the ONLY sex act that the turd brains who submit disgusting sex acts to UD and are obviously virgin teenage boys with overactive imaginations,will ever experience. Should anyone ever attempt the ridiculous,impossible,violent or illegal sex moves submitted to Urban Dictionary,their future would certainly contain abundant,non-consenting,forceful,prison-style anal sex from a cellmate named Bubba.
My buddy tried the Cleveland Steamer on his wife.She had him arrested and now all he gets is the brutal cellmate.
by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011
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penivorous

A male or female with an insatiable appetite for cock.
Those fags are so penivorous.
by wolfbait51 September 23, 2011
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boxing glove

The triangular roll of fat on an obese woman directly beneath the FUPA (fat upper pussy area) that kinda resembles a boxing glove. A really fat cameltoe.
Those sweat pants really accentuate her boxing glove.
by wolfbait51 November 23, 2011
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involuntary decapitation

Involuntary decapitation is where you accidentally rear-end a little old lady in her automobile and her wig flies out of the passenger's window leading you to believe her shoulder belt decapitated her.
When I saw that poor old woman's wig on the side of the road,I just knew I was going to be charged with involuntary decapitation.
by wolfbait51 May 4, 2011
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