319 definitions by wolfbait51

sizemologist

A person who spends way too much time mentally measuring cakes,pies,pizzas,etc determining which piece/slice is the biggest.

I'm waiting for the sizemologist to finish eye-balling the pizza and select his piece first.

by wolfbait51 April 26, 2011

gas station key fob

A cinder block or car wheel chained to the restroom key.

The strain of dragging that gas station key fob made me shit my pants.

by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011

or get your robot to do it

A smart-ass reply to a question that means "YES" because there is no alternative.

Do you want ME to to mow the lawn?-- Yes. Or get your robot to do it.

by wolfbait51 April 6, 2011

bobbing for french fries

Describes any act of lunacy.Only a complete moron would plunge his face into a vat of boiling grease to snag a fry.

Can you believe that moron went into a health food store to buy a pack of smokes? That's so bobbing for french fries.

by wolfbait51 April 24, 2011

melon patch kids

An ethnic version of Cabbage Patch Kids. Little black ragdolls.

I guess we could buy little Myshequa one of those Melon Patch Kids for her birthday.

by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011

I borrowed your back brush

A joke. When overnighting at a friend/girlfriend's place and you bathe or shower the next morning,you inform your host that you took the liberty of using their back brush.In most cases,the host will advise you that they don't own a back brush. You then ask,"Well,what is that loop-shaped brush in the container on the bathroom floor?" After they quit laughing,they'll say,"That's the fuckin' toilet brush,dumbass!" Guaranteed giggles every time.

Hey darlin',I hope you don't mind,but,I borrowed your back brush. It was a slice of heaven.

by wolfbait51 April 18, 2011

hand tossed

Masturbation. Also a tasty option at Pizza Hut.

Did you get any last night? Yep,hand tossed.

by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011