wolfbait51's definitions

dog snot windows

Nasty,disgusting,windows on cars that are smeared with snot from doggy passengers pressing their noses against the glass. Most commonly found on behemoth "granny tank" autos owned by a little old ladies with 3-5 poodles.

Check out the dog snot windows on that Coupe DeVille.

by wolfbait51 May 4, 2011

Mexican bug-eyed barking rat

A Chihuahua. Not even close to a real dog. They constantly tremble and shiver and lick their dicks.

For decades,breeders and pet stores have been passing off Mexican bug-eyed barking rats as dogs and calling them Chihuahuas

by wolfbait51 April 20, 2011

the brutal cellmate

This is the ONLY sex act that the turd brains who submit disgusting sex acts to UD and are obviously virgin teenage boys with overactive imaginations,will ever experience. Should anyone ever attempt the ridiculous,impossible,violent or illegal sex moves submitted to Urban Dictionary,their future would certainly contain abundant,non-consenting,forceful,prison-style anal sex from a cellmate named Bubba.

My buddy tried the Cleveland Steamer on his wife.She had him arrested and now all he gets is the brutal cellmate.

by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011

emergency hard hat

A construction type hard hat kept in the trunk of an automobile for shit emergencies allowing wearer "no questions asked" free access to tens of thousands of Porta Potties nationwide.

When I wear my emergency hard hat,I can use the Porta-John at any construction site and nobody gives me a second glance.

by wolfbait51 August 7, 2011

penivorous

A male or female with an insatiable appetite for cock.

Those fags are so penivorous.

by wolfbait51 September 23, 2011

boxing glove

The triangular roll of fat on an obese woman directly beneath the FUPA (fat upper pussy area) that kinda resembles a boxing glove. A really fat cameltoe.

Those sweat pants really accentuate her boxing glove.

by wolfbait51 November 23, 2011

mullashed

While standing next to a mullet wearer,being smacked in the face by the ape drape when the proud owner suddenly and unexpectedly turns their head and the flowing mane acts as whip.Some mullet wearers have actually refined this phenomenon into an offensive and defensive tactical weapon.

At monster truck rallies,it is prudent to leave a vacant seat on either side of yourself to avoid being mullashed.

by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011