wolfbait51's definitions

Pinks All Out

1) A popular drag racing TV show

2) A peek inside the girl's locker room

3) A pack of male dogs around a bitch in heat

Someone left the girl's locker room door ajar and I got a glimpse of Pinks All Out.

by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011

salty lemon drop

After a man finishes urinating it is customary to give the penis a few good shakes to rid the urethra of residual piss.On occasion,one of the remaining drops of urine can be slung upwards onto the lips or mouth of the unlucky pisser.

Aghhh! I just treated myself to a salty lemon drop!

by wolfbait51 November 27, 2011

mullested

To be sexually molested by a person with a mullet. Improper or unwanted sexual advances made by a mullet head.

My boys want to go to the monster truck rally but I'm afraid they might get mullested there.

by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011

dirty aquarium

A diarrhea event that stains the toilet water a weak tea color and leaves a layer of brown sludge in the bottom of the bowl that resembles dirty sand resulting in a toilet that looks like an aquarium in dire need of cleaning.

I wish you would flush after you shit.That toilet looks like a dirty aquarium.

by wolfbait51 November 14, 2011

cold biscuits and sleepy pussy

Two things men can't stand.

There are two things I hate-cold biscuits and sleepy pussy

by wolfbait51 April 25, 2011

aisle blockers

Aisle blockers are usually two heavy set women who stop to chat,side by side, in the middle of the aisle in grocery stores or discount stores. The combination of their big wide butts plus their shopping carts makes the entire aisle virtually impassable in either direction because they are too fuckin' rude to move to the side.

I had to take a two aisle detour just to get a box of CoCo Puffs because of two cows acting as aisle blockers.

by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011

IHOP titties

Deflated,dried-up mommy titties that resemble pancakes

Cougars are OK as long as they don't have those IHOP titties

by wolfbait51 May 19, 2011