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I was walking through the cemetary late one night and I heard someone call my name.
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It turned out to be a harelipped dog.
by wolfbait51 May 08, 2011
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Cheating on your right hand by whacking off with your left hand. Whether it be due to feeling like you're getting some strange or because you are seduced by your left hand wearing a sexy glove or mitten,it's still cheating.
I fell victim to masturbatory infidelity in a moment of weakness. I saw that sexy Dora the Explorer band-aid on my left thumb and couldn't help myself.
by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011
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One who is dedicated to masturbatory perfection.May or may not have a "masturs" degree.
I jack-off 6 or 7 times a day,I guess that qualifies me as a masturbista.
by wolfbait51 January 18, 2011
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An unusual and rare type of shit that consists of round,slimy turds about the size of new potatoes in a thick,diarrhea sauce. AKA Gruesome Goulash
I really had to clench my butt cheeks to keep the gravy from oozing out from the potatoes and gravy in my colon.
by wolfbait51 May 24, 2011
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The mark left in your underwear where a prairie dog rubbed its nose. A skidmark
The wife always bitches on laundry day if she finds a prairie dog rub in my shorts
by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011
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