dress code conformist

One who enters a retail estblishment that has a sign posted,"Shirt and Shoes Required", wearing only shoes and a shirt......no pants or underwear. AKA freeball shopping.

I went into Gas 'n Guzzle as a dress code conformist and they still had me arrested.

by wolfbait51 June 02, 2011

Pinks All Out

1) A popular drag racing TV show

2) A peek inside the girl's locker room

3) A pack of male dogs around a bitch in heat

Someone left the girl's locker room door ajar and I got a glimpse of Pinks All Out.

by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011

dick gnats

Obnoxious gnats that swarm around a male dog's dick during the warmer months. Entomologists theorize they are attracted to the salt contained in the piss crystals matted in the dog's dick fur.

You reckon the reason dogs lick their dicks is to get the dick gnats off their peter??

by wolfbait51 April 03, 2011

pistachioed

To fuck a girl so hard you leave her quim chafed and red to where it resembles a pistachio.

I pistachioed the ole lady's snooch real good last night.

by wolfbait51 May 07, 2011

Guyco

A guy who is so hairy that he looks like he should be wearing and animal skin tunic and carrying a big wooden club like the cave men in the Geico commercials.

Look at that guyco wrestler on the other team,He looks like a woolly mammoth.

by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011

robin's nest

What the pecker of a fat man looks like. From a distance,it appears as a blue egg in a nest of pubes.

I hate swimming at the YMCA. Seeing all those old fat bastards in the locker room with their robin's nest is disgusting.

by wolfbait51 April 21, 2011

the deadliest catch

AIDS. A deadly STD caught from tainted "fish".

Stay away from that skag unless you want to end up with the deadliest catch.

by wolfbait51 March 30, 2011