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Full Metal Jacket

What the tin man wears to formal occasions.
Didn't the tin man look dashing in his full metal jacket?
by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011
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mustarrhea

A squeeze bottle of mustard that has started to separate and,when squeezed,squirts out a yellow oily substance accompanied by a diarrhea-like sound.
I got mustarrhea on my ham sammich!
by wolfbait51 November 23, 2011
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beefy buttlips

Protruding buttocks as worn by Jennifer Hudson,Jennifer Lopez,Beyonce and Kim Kardashian,. Beefy buttlips are magnified two fold by pajama jeans and tight evening gowns.These people have so much junk in the trunk they also have a U-Haul trailer in tow.
Check out the imprint off those beefy buttlips on that gal in the sweat pants.
by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011
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condundrum

Having a really good shot at getting some pussy but not having a condom and no way of getting one.
We were parking on lover's lane and my date was so wet she was foaming.She was ready to yield that thang to me but I didn't have a rubber. What a condundrum!
by wolfbait51 April 22, 2011
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Tenacious T

No,it isn't an exciting new rapper. It is a particularly hard,tough and stubborn turd that slowly inches out of the anus just about half way then stops. It won't come out any further,it won't back up,and it won't break off because of its sturdy, clay-like structure and texture.So there you are....stuck. You can try wiggling on the toilet seat and hope it snaps off. Or,you can wait for a month for it to dry up and rot off.Or, as a last resort,you can bare-hand it and flick it loose with your fingers.
I was stuck on the thundermug for 45 minutes this morning due to a Tenacious T. I finally talked by brother into slipping a noose of dental floss around the obstinate loggerhead and jerking it out.
by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011
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wedding night dick

Describes anything that is supremely hard.
Mom's biscuits are as hard as a wedding night dick.
by wolfbait51 May 2, 2011
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Urban Dicktionary

Where you go to look up which teenagers have big dicks and which have small ones.
The majority of definitions in the Urban Dicktionary are based upon teen penis envy.(both male and female)
by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011
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