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fuck number

The setting on a Sleep Number® Bed used for fucking.Usually a much higher number than used for sleeping.
My sleep number is 35 and the wife's is 55 but our fuck number is a firm 85.
by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011
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sidekicked to the curb

When two tight friends (sidekicks) drift apart because one of the pair gets in a serious relationship with a member of the opposite sex. The abandoned friend will always harbor some degree of resentment towards the interloper for ruining the friendship.
As soon as my buddy of 15 years got a girlfriend,I was sidekicked to the curb.
by wolfbait51 November 26, 2011
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pop and sniff

A tactic used by women to fortify fidelity when their significant other is away at school,in the service overseas,or in prison. As a "something to remember me by" maneuver,the lady queefs into a balloon and ties it off,puts it in a box with a note saying "Pop and Sniff" and mails it to her loved one.
That poor guy in cell block C is really down in the dumps. He just got a Pop and Sniff from his wife.
by wolfbait51 November 15, 2011
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Clive talkin'

To speak with a British or Aussie accent.Not to be confused with jive talkin'.
Have you noticed a lot of TV commercial are using those Clive talkin' pitchmen?
by wolfbait51 February 18, 2011
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absduction

The point in a middle-aged man's life when he realizes his rock hard abdominal muscles have been kidnapped.
I don't have a flabby beer gut.I am a victim of absduction.
by wolfbait51 May 22, 2011
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T-Bone Kotex

A T-bone Kotex is that absorbent pad often found stuck to the steaks you buy from the grocery store.Should be removed before grilling.
I always check the bottom of the steak,after removing from the package,to make sure the T-Bone Kotex is not stuck to it.
by wolfbait51 June 2, 2011
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paycheck shock

One of life's biggest disappointments.It is the dejection/rage experienced by first time workers when they get their very first paycheck and realize they don't get to keep the entire $5.25 they thought they were working for.
My son experienced paycheck shock when he saw all the stuff deducted from his gross pay.
by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011
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