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Moltexted

A text message from someone you do not know or you do not wish to hear from.
Dude, my ex just randomly moltexted me...
by Black Elk and Samurai November 27, 2011
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Judicially Molested

N. What Prosecutors do to "alleged" child sex offenders, and their families for their kids playing "Doctor," or SEXting and charging them with RAPE, and other crimes. Also applicable to those who never intended to receive said SEXTing messages, and got charged anyway for having child pornography.
That County Prosecutor in the State of "insert pretty much any State name here," Judicially Molested that child and their family because he wanted to advance his career, and did not care of the broader effects of the prosecution.
by Disgruntled Christian June 24, 2011
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Moltext

v. mol·text, mol·text·ing, mol·texts

1. To disturb, interfere with, or annoy someone via text messaging aka sexting without their consent. May also happen during awkward situations ie; family dinners or business meetings.
The neighbor keeps moltexting me, that Dexter the Moltexter! I think my little brother gave him my number!
by Otta4Sho August 14, 2011
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massively molested

Massively molestedmeans to get

molest someone out of pure hatred and lust
me: did you hear that joe got massively molested I wonder what that mean

Friend: it’s when you molest someone out of pure hatred
by Massive molester March 18, 2020
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moltered

to molter a rubiks cube is the act of leaving ones cube behind when changing location.
Doug moltered his cube the other day dude.. he was nearly in tears.
by Molter555 March 23, 2012
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horse-molested

the act of getting completely fucked beyond recognition. destroyed.
"the French military didn't stand a chance in WWII, If they hadn't surrendered, they easily would have been horse-molested
by HorseWithGloves August 30, 2018
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massively molested

Angerly molesting someone out of hatred and not out of lust but hatred
Friend: joe just got massively molested I wonder who did it

Me: I did it

Friend: stay the f away from me
by Massive molester March 18, 2020
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