mullested
To be sexually molested by a person with a mullet. Improper or unwanted sexual advances made by a mullet head.
mullested by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011
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mullested
Getting hugged and kissed by or having a fat fugly chick with a mullet hang on you because you were once nice to her and now she thinks you 2 are friends. Usually happens in public with a lot of people around (friends and attractive women). If she is drunk this can happen more than one time in a day.
Highly embarrassing for yourself. A great laugh for your friends at your expense.
Highly embarrassing for yourself. A great laugh for your friends at your expense.
mullested by otto titslinger June 3, 2004
Judicially Molested
N. What Prosecutors do to "alleged" child sex offenders, and their families for their kids playing "Doctor," or SEXting and charging them with RAPE, and other crimes. Also applicable to those who never intended to receive said SEXTing messages, and got charged anyway for having child pornography.
That County Prosecutor in the State of "insert pretty much any State name here," Judicially Molested that child and their family because he wanted to advance his career, and did not care of the broader effects of the prosecution.
Judicially Molested by Disgruntled Christian June 24, 2011
massively molested
me: did you hear that joe got massively molested I wonder what that mean
Friend: it’s when you molest someone out of pure hatred
Friend: it’s when you molest someone out of pure hatred
massively molested by Massive molester March 18, 2020
mulletudinous
1.) of, or pertaining to a mullet or those who have them
2.) any hair having similarities to a mullet but not quite qulaifying
2.) any hair having similarities to a mullet but not quite qulaifying
mulletudinous by mullet_hunter September 11, 2005
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