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mulleted
you fall asleep at a random party, after drinking to much and you start to see racoons. you wake up at 6 in the morning dragging yourself to your apt. when you discover people are looking at you with fear in their eyes. when you finally come home and look in the mirror you discover that you have the worlds worst mullet. guess you just got mulleted.
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mulleted • mullered • mulletude • mullested • Malleted • Mulletdisiac • Mulletdom • Mulletectomy • mulleteer • mulletere
mulletudinous
1.) of, or pertaining to a mullet or those who have them
2.) any hair having similarities to a mullet but not quite qulaifying
2.) any hair having similarities to a mullet but not quite qulaifying
mulletudinous by mullet_hunter September 11, 2005
mullered
1 Broken, smashed or beaten up to the point of being visisbly altered, unusuable or non-functional.
2 Intoxicated with drink or drugs to the point of non-sensibility.
3 Resoundingly beaten in a competition of some kind.
As far as I am aware this term comes from the German footballer Gerd Muller who scored lots of goals.
2 Intoxicated with drink or drugs to the point of non-sensibility.
3 Resoundingly beaten in a competition of some kind.
As far as I am aware this term comes from the German footballer Gerd Muller who scored lots of goals.
I got totally mullered last night, I had loads of pills......
A bus smashed right into his car and absolutely mullered it....
We got bloody mullered at five-a-side, 10 bleedin' nill
This term probably comes from German international footballer Gerd Muller who used to destroy teams with his sizzling shots from inside or outside the penalty area....
Gerd Muller, known as "Der Bomber", is the greatest goal-scorer of the modern era. He scored an amazing 68 goals in 62 games for West Germany during the 1970s, including the win in the 1974 World Cup Final.
Gerd Muller, a stocky, powerful striker with matchless speed in the penalty area, amassed 628 goals in first class football. This included 365 goals for Bayern Munich during his 14 year career.
A bus smashed right into his car and absolutely mullered it....
We got bloody mullered at five-a-side, 10 bleedin' nill
This term probably comes from German international footballer Gerd Muller who used to destroy teams with his sizzling shots from inside or outside the penalty area....
Gerd Muller, known as "Der Bomber", is the greatest goal-scorer of the modern era. He scored an amazing 68 goals in 62 games for West Germany during the 1970s, including the win in the 1974 World Cup Final.
Gerd Muller, a stocky, powerful striker with matchless speed in the penalty area, amassed 628 goals in first class football. This included 365 goals for Bayern Munich during his 14 year career.
mullered by james mcdonnell March 16, 2004
mullested
To be sexually molested by a person with a mullet. Improper or unwanted sexual advances made by a mullet head.
mullested by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011
mulletude
mulletude by wolfbait51 April 24, 2011
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
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