Malleted 

To have had sex and found it to be rubbish.

Sandra was malleted by Gary.

Malleted by The Scotsman September 30, 2005

malleteer

one who plays mallets; xylophone, marimba, vibes, bells, chimes

The pit at school consisted of four malleteers.

malleteer by The Friendly Yellow Letters October 11, 2008

Maleted 

To Delete or Mute another person.

To Remove/Block/Mute/Delete/Wipe someone from your friends list, block in chat, etc. When you don't want to hear them, and permenantly remove them from any list you have them associated on.

Shut up or I'm going to Malete you! or You're annoying and you are now formally Maleted

Maleted by Goldy Southpaw January 19, 2011

mulleted 

the state of having a mullet

I went to SuperCuts last night and the bitch mulleted me!

mulleted by Hosie August 3, 2003

mulleted 

having an unfortunate mullet by accident.

you fall asleep at a random party, after drinking to much and you start to see racoons. you wake up at 6 in the morning dragging yourself to your apt. when you discover people are looking at you with fear in their eyes. when you finally come home and look in the mirror you discover that you have the worlds worst mullet. guess you just got mulleted.

mulleted by shmort March 22, 2009

maleted 

to be extremely drunk more than hammered but a mallet

julianne was soo maleted last night

thats why she passed out by the shitter

maleted by scott ferrera April 1, 2007

O'Malleyed 

A random act of violence on an unexpecting person which results in bodily harm

Dan didn't know it but he was about to be O'Malleyed

O'Malleyed by Tim Conlin August 17, 2016