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one who plays mallets; xylophone, marimba, vibes, bells, chimes
The pit at school consisted of four malleteers.
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To Delete or Mute another person.
To Remove/Block/Mute/Delete/Wipe someone from your friends list, block in chat, etc. When you don't want to hear them, and permenantly remove them from any list you have them associated on.

Shut up or I'm going to Malete you! or You're annoying and you are now formally Maleted
Maleted by Goldy Southpaw January 19, 2011

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the state of having a mullet
I went to SuperCuts last night and the bitch mulleted me!
mulleted by Hosie August 3, 2003

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you fall asleep at a random party, after drinking to much and you start to see racoons. you wake up at 6 in the morning dragging yourself to your apt. when you discover people are looking at you with fear in their eyes. when you finally come home and look in the mirror you discover that you have the worlds worst mullet. guess you just got mulleted.
mulleted by shmort March 22, 2009
to be extremely drunk more than hammered but a mallet
julianne was soo maleted last night

thats why she passed out by the shitter
maleted by scott ferrera April 1, 2007
The result of a totally unexpected and seemingly impossible negative life consequence that can only be explained by some type of paranormal curse of hex.
I was supposed to go away this weekend but my plans got malleyed.
Malleyed by Chadsington July 9, 2026
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma wait a moment
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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