Moinet

A Moinet is the hair commonly found around the bum hole.

You really need to shave your Moinets, man.

by TheDarby July 21, 2009

Mineta

A grape who did not drink the respect women juice

"Mineta, you perv" *the sound of Tsuyu Asui drowning Mineta*

by Aizawa's right leg January 3, 2021

faire minette

To perform the act of cunnilingus.

It is my ambition to faire minette in Bay Minette.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head April 20, 2007

Total Monet

Used to describe someone who looks good from far away, but up close is a total mess. Reference "Clueless"

The use of "Monet" is in reference to impressionist paintings

When I first saw her, I thought she was hot, but then she got up close and was a total Monet.

by giglingurl February 7, 2008

Moiner

The act of defecating in a golf hole.

After forty plus years of golfing, Ron finally got a hole-in-one the other morning. He was the happiest I've ever seen him. That is, until he went to retrieve his ball and found some miscreant had left a Moiner the night before.

by kibyfuckett September 22, 2015

Internet Monet

When you see someone's profile picture thumbnail and you think they're OK, but when you click on it, it's a big old mess. Named after the artist Monet, whose paintings were nice from far away, but jacked up looking up close.

I thought this heina would be fine, but when I opened up her facebook page, she turned out to be an Internet Monet, cause her close up was fug!

by SkyOfAmethyst August 10, 2010

a full-on monet

A.Someone attractive from afar, but when you get close you see that said person is not as attractive as they appeared from a distance. B.ugly up close

Derived from the painter Claude Oscar Monet's artistic style.

Tai: Do you think she's pretty?
Cher: No, she's a full-on Monet.
Tai: What's a monet?
Cher: It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's OK, but up close, it's a big old mess. Let's ask a guy. Christian, what do you think of Amber?
Christian: Hagsville.
Cher: See?

Clueless (1996)

by Mike Losquadro October 29, 2006