Moinet 

A Moinet is the hair commonly found around the bum hole.

You really need to shave your Moinets, man.

Moinet by TheDarby July 21, 2009

Mineta 

A grape who did not drink the respect women juice

"Mineta, you perv" *the sound of Tsuyu Asui drowning Mineta*

Mineta by Aizawa's right leg January 3, 2021

faire minette

To perform the act of cunnilingus.

It is my ambition to faire minette in Bay Minette.

faire minette by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head April 20, 2007

Total Monet

Used to describe someone who looks good from far away, but up close is a total mess. Reference "Clueless"

The use of "Monet" is in reference to impressionist paintings

When I first saw her, I thought she was hot, but then she got up close and was a total Monet.

Total Monet by giglingurl February 7, 2008

Moiner 

The act of defecating in a golf hole.

After forty plus years of golfing, Ron finally got a hole-in-one the other morning. He was the happiest I've ever seen him. That is, until he went to retrieve his ball and found some miscreant had left a Moiner the night before.

Moiner by kibyfuckett September 22, 2015

Internet Monet 

When you see someone's profile picture thumbnail and you think they're OK, but when you click on it, it's a big old mess. Named after the artist Monet, whose paintings were nice from far away, but jacked up looking up close.

I thought this heina would be fine, but when I opened up her facebook page, she turned out to be an Internet Monet, cause her close up was fug!

Internet Monet by SkyOfAmethyst August 10, 2010

a full-on monet 

A.Someone attractive from afar, but when you get close you see that said person is not as attractive as they appeared from a distance. B.ugly up close

Derived from the painter Claude Oscar Monet's artistic style.

Tai: Do you think she's pretty?
Cher: No, she's a full-on Monet.
Tai: What's a monet?
Cher: It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's OK, but up close, it's a big old mess. Let's ask a guy. Christian, what do you think of Amber?
Christian: Hagsville.
Cher: See?

Clueless (1996)

a full-on monet by Mike Losquadro October 29, 2006