monet

A person who looks great from afar, but is a mess up close. Used in the movie "Clueless" with Alicia Silverstone.

"Britney Spears is a monet...she looks great from afar, but up close she's a mess!!!!"

by julingus00 January 23, 2005

monet

(pronounced mon-AY) a woman who looks attractive from afar, but upon closer inspection is physically disappointing.

A reference to the work of French Impressionist painter Claude Monet.

Character 1: Hey, check out that brunette over there in the ticket line.

Character 2: No, dude, I just walked past her - total monet.

by A-Simm April 16, 2007

monet

A hairy lower back. At first sight looks like a tattoo...but up close it's a hairy lower back.

Yo mayne, I thought that wuz a tramp stamp...but it wuz a fuckin' monet son!!

by COB PanchoVilla January 07, 2008

monet

Someone who from far away looks hot but up close they are nasty.

Katy it's mark from the old days, do you remember? find me on myspace" mark cox" pensacola. oh yeah... did you see that girl she was a monet when i went to hit on her, from across the room she looked to be a hottie.

by mark cox November 20, 2006

monet

an impressionist artist who used painted in lil splotches of paint. when ur up close 2 one of his paintings u cant tell wtf it is but when u back up some u see like a cool garden.

bill: look theres a monet painting i cant c wat it is cos im 2 far away
pill: just back up and then ull c something like a cool garden.
*both back up*
bill & pill: cooooooooool

by unusu-al December 11, 2003

monet

A monet is a person who looks great from across the room and like a "monet" painting up close.....:o)

Damn Christine did ya see that guy at the club?

Yeah he was a real monet...bleah

by christineflutter January 07, 2003

monet

a super stupid idiot who’s just annoying all the time. steals your clothes and ruins your stuff. 10/10 eats ass

ugh she’s so annoying, she must be a monet

by skylarrrattt August 19, 2019