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The act of defecating in a golf hole.
After forty plus years of golfing, Ron finally got a hole-in-one the other morning. He was the happiest I've ever seen him. That is, until he went to retrieve his ball and found some miscreant had left a Moiner the night before.
Moiner by kibyfuckett September 22, 2015
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Monero (XMR) is a private and untraceable cryptocurrency that keeps money confidential. Contrary to many cryptocurrency projects, it's actually grassroots, developed as a decentralized open source software, and dedicated to privacy & freedom.
See also SHUM.
- Did you hear the twitter hackers got caught by following their Bitcoin transactions?
- Haha, so dumb, they should have asked for Monero!
Monero by 01111010 August 3, 2020
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green miner 

An individual whom probes a bowl of weed for urburnt green.
Look at Ian probing that bowl, what a green miner.
green miner by MajDeath December 10, 2008

Diamond Miner 

An upgraded version of a gold digger. Gold diggers are mid level money grabbin' hos. Diamond miners are once that really go for the tycoons and billionaires. The highest ranking gold digger. A highly successful gold digger. As diamonds are worth more than gold.
Yo check out that young girl married to the 80 year old Billionaire. Man she ain't a gold digger, that's a diamond miner!

Gold diggers are obsolute, being a diamond miner is where it's at.
Diamond Miner by Mikey Mk June 29, 2011

Cryptocurrency Miners

Arseholes who buy out every gaming GPU in stock so that they can fatten their purses with little to no effort. Because of these utter shitbags, the prices of gaming graphics cards have soared, and few are in stock. Worse still, after using and abusing the dozens of cards they bought, they sell them to poor unknowing buyers on the internet. If you can't buy a new graphics card, these fucks are to blame.
"All I can buy right now is a GT 1030, fuck, I wanted a GTX 1060, but it's not worth it when they cost a thousand bucks, damn cryptocurrency miners"
Cryptocurrency Miners by TADPOOL January 31, 2018

ashtray miner 

A person who digs through ashtrays looking for smokable cigarette butts.
Sonny referred to Ricky as an ashtray miner after he witnessed him digging through an ashtray looking for butts.
ashtray miner by JRC83 August 14, 2008

Minerva McGonagall 

One of the best professors Hogwarts has ever seen. She is strict, but clever, funny, and caring. Some of her best moments were when she was making Umbridge look like a fool and fighting the Death Eaters in Deathly Hallows.
Slytherin: I loathe Minerva McGonagall, she never let's us have a free day..

Ravenclaw: But she's so smart, and I'm glad she let's us do work!

Gryffindor: Did you see her stand up to that Umbridge woman?! None of the other teachers had the guts to stand up to her.

Hufflepuff: C'mon guys, I don't like conflict...
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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