Total Monet

Used to describe someone who looks good from far away, but up close is a total mess. Reference "Clueless"

The use of "Monet" is in reference to impressionist paintings

When I first saw her, I thought she was hot, but then she got up close and was a total Monet.

by giglingurl February 07, 2008

cosmediwreck

1) What happens when one has a car accident while puting on make-up.
2) When a woman's make-up application is entirely poorly applied, or has way too much make-up on. See also T-Fayed

Tammy Faye Baker's face is a cosmediwreck. ":

by giglingurl February 07, 2008

T-Fayed

When a woman's make-up resembles Tammy Faye Baker's; see also definition two of Cosmediwreck

You look T-Fayed, have you been crying, girlfriend?

by giglingurl February 07, 2008