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microgasm
An inferior sexual climax, usually very muted and of short duration, that leaves one generally unsatisfied or with a feeling of lack, the cause of which can vary, but some of the reasons can be: an unattractive partner, a particularly bad partner, lack of a partner, distraction/preoccupation with something else, severe intoxication, among others.
George: How was your date with Crystal last night? Did you score?
Jerry: Meh...yeah, but during the act, I began taking a good, long look at that weird mole on her neck - did you know there are 7 hairs growing out of that thing? - anyway, I kept staring at it in a repulsed trance - I couldn't tear my eyes away - and I only managed to pop off a microgasm.
George: Are you going to see her again?
Jerry: ...I don't think so.
Jerry: Meh...yeah, but during the act, I began taking a good, long look at that weird mole on her neck - did you know there are 7 hairs growing out of that thing? - anyway, I kept staring at it in a repulsed trance - I couldn't tear my eyes away - and I only managed to pop off a microgasm.
George: Are you going to see her again?
Jerry: ...I don't think so.
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Microaster
KYLE: Dude, their selling microasters on eBay for 35 bucks!
BRANDON: Really? That's Lame.
AUSTIN: Your lame!
KYLE: Word.
BRANDON: Really? That's Lame.
AUSTIN: Your lame!
KYLE: Word.
Microaster by ASteezy June 11, 2008
microcontroller
A word that sounds like a part of computers, but geeks made up to make them stand out from non-geekz.
Can also signify penis.
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microcontroller by DoDo🐠 November 9, 2020
microasshole
He demonstrated at our first staff meeting that he had already reached microasshole status in the minds of many.
microasshole by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2019
microbating
A game where you put something in the mircowave and attempt to finish masturbating before said item finishes.
microbating by steeeeveperry March 23, 2011
microplastics
microplastics by 4fecta January 17, 2017
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