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mexican micrometer 

"Hey Luis, I can't find the calipers, man."

"Only gringos use caliper, this does same thing."
mexican micrometer by K M August 4, 2004

Microsperm Abrasion

When a man cums on a womans face and rubs it in with his ball sack.
My skin was feeling a little dry so I asked my boyfriend to give me a microsperm abrasion.

Microaerophilous (ˌmʌɪkrəʊɛ ˈrɒfɪləs) 

Meaning of microaerophilous in English:

microaerophilous

ADJECTIVE

rare Microbiology

Requiring or having less oxygen than that of the atmosphere.

Origin
Early 20th century; earliest use found in Benjamin Jackson (1846–1927). From French microaérophile + -ous; compare -philous.

Pronunciation /ˌmʌɪkrəʊɛ ˈrɒfɪləs/
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Microaerophilous (ˌmʌɪkrəʊɛ ˈrɒfɪləs)

apple mctoaster 

slurred speech by that of an Italian ginzo as a result of drinking an excessive amount of alcoholic beverages. Some acts of this can be blurred vision, redonkulous comments and phrases such as crevices and caves, and loss of balance. One may feel as if they are walking on icy lava with the assistance of their good ol friend captain morgan.
Dude, my friend was so trashed on Thursday night he was saying wack shit such as apple mctoaster
apple mctoaster by harry panees November 10, 2010

Microserf 

Microserf (noun) -
A Microserf is somebody who only uses Microsoft products and refuses to ackknowledge the existance of Linux. Typically, a Microserf evolves to MSCE, or suffers BSOD after BSOD
Bill Gates leads the Microserfs
Microserf by SouperIan November 16, 2004

microserf 

Wow, Charlie just became a microserf.

Microsoft microslave microsloth
microserf by OddCharlie May 8, 2014