Micromaster

A small-scale TransFormer, measuring about an inch in height.

The Micromaster Air Strike Patrol consists of four tiny robots which turn into tiny aeroplanes.

by Andy April 17, 2004

Mairomaster

A mairomaster is an incel who compensates for his small package by trolling guys with big dicks, calling himself an alpha, and powerlifting to make up for a lack of masculinity. A mairomaster is generally very disliked by other men. Although self-sabotage is usually comical to an extent, mairomasters are unfunny, simply coming off as miserable assholes. They are notoriously horrible at receiving criticism and are very unmasculine.

You can tell he's a mairomaster by the way he constantly tries to make people think his dick is big. It's creepy.

by dawgblg April 19, 2021

Microaster

The mixture of a Toaster and a Microwave.

KYLE: Dude, their selling microasters on eBay for 35 bucks!

BRANDON: Really? That's Lame.

AUSTIN: Your lame!

KYLE: Word.

by ASteezy June 11, 2008

mexican micrometer

Synonym for adjustable wrench.

"Hey Luis, I can't find the calipers, man."

"Only gringos use caliper, this does same thing."

by K M August 4, 2004

micromasher

the term used for a person who beats up midgets

marco is a micromasher and kill brendan.

by Errol333 October 31, 2006

Micromasterbation

When a guy rubs his croch for about one second.

Pardon my micromasterbation.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 11, 2009

micromatted

A procrastibation that exceeds all, usually with own tears involving a tiny penis

The young man didnt work all day and instead he micromatted.

by your mom gone wild April 14, 2010