microplastics

Plastic that is small, edible, and good for health.

Mom, I want to eat some microplastics today!

by 4fecta January 17, 2017

Microplastic

a Slang term for taking strong gel-tabs (also used as a term for other psychedelics).

"Beware of the Microplastic(s)!"

by 13AquaOrbit January 22, 2023

someone who shares an opinion that's so toxic and widespread you wonder how anyone puts up with it

microplastic: "Whenever I hear a story of a woman being abused by her partner, I think she deserved it."
anyone with sense: "STFU you microplastic"

Hypothetical Microplastics that may be considered simultaneously both in my Testicles and not in my Testicles, until proven through observation.

The proliferation of microplastics in society is at such an aggressive state that the Schrödinger's Microplastics of my balls is always on my mind.

by fro99er October 17, 2024