microbating

A game where you put something in the mircowave and attempt to finish masturbating before said item finishes.

While waiting for his popcorn Steven decided to start microbating.

by steeeeveperry March 08, 2011

NDT

No Dick Tonight

Steve: NDT! (Pointing at a fat chick)
Chick: OMG! What's that mean?
Steve: That means No Dick Tonight bitch!

by steeeeveperry December 11, 2014