microgasm

An inferior sexual climax, usually very muted and of short duration, that leaves one generally unsatisfied or with a feeling of lack, the cause of which can vary, but some of the reasons can be: an unattractive partner, a particularly bad partner, lack of a partner, distraction/preoccupation with something else, severe intoxication, among others.

George: How was your date with Crystal last night? Did you score?

Jerry: Meh...yeah, but during the act, I began taking a good, long look at that weird mole on her neck - did you know there are 7 hairs growing out of that thing? - anyway, I kept staring at it in a repulsed trance - I couldn't tear my eyes away - and I only managed to pop off a microgasm.

George: Are you going to see her again?

Jerry: ...I don't think so.

by craigD October 14, 2006

Microgasm

1. A mini-orgasm, usually one of a multitude
2. When an orgasm is a microcosm for all pleasure in the world

1. My girl told me I was so good she had ten microgasms before she erupted.

2. Everyone who becomes enlightened experiences a microgasm!

by ProlificPencil May 30, 2009

microgement

A more micro form of management.

Michael Scott: "I am going to manage you on a more personal scale; a more micro form of management. Jim, what is that called?”

Jim Halpert: Microgement?

by razzadoop September 5, 2018

mirrorgasm

To climax against your own reflection. This is an act of extreme erotic narcissism. Often preceded by removal of clothes in front of the mirror. Ususally nude, sometimes heightened with a little body oil. One slowly rocks and grinds against the cold glass. Kissing the glass. Eye contact makes it even more intense. The result is a quaking spasming passionate union with your double, on the other side of the looking glass. A simultaneous mirrorgasm. Warning: this can be addicitve. If practiced too much, one can fall in love ith themselves.

Giselle couldn't get last night's mirrorgasm out of her mind. The six foot mirror was streaked a smudged with body prints and lipstick marks. Her own. No one could come close. No one had the ability to touch Giselle, sending her into paroxysyms of ecstacy No one... but Giselle. And her "mirrorgasms" were her secret ritual.. Where body and body met . limbs entwined, hibone against hipbone, nipple against nipple. At the height of the mirrorgasm, the whole world disappeared aruond her as she fused with her double, every inch her perfect skin an electrode of pleasure.

by ranna obliqua June 21, 2007

Microaster

The mixture of a Toaster and a Microwave.

KYLE: Dude, their selling microasters on eBay for 35 bucks!

BRANDON: Really? That's Lame.

AUSTIN: Your lame!

KYLE: Word.

by ASteezy June 11, 2008

microasshole

Someone who is an asshole, but barely so.

He demonstrated at our first staff meeting that he had already reached microasshole status in the minds of many.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2019

mirrorgasm

1. Achieving an orgasm by grinding one's nude body directly against its own reflection in a full-length mirror. No hands are required; body-to-glass undulations are enough to trigger this powerful explosion.

2. A simultaneous orgasm that ignites between one's self and one's reflection. An act of extreme erotic narcissism. The climax is often intensified by direct eye contact, mirror kissing, and body oil.

Julie caught a glimpse of herself in a hallway mirror at the crowded party. She was so hot for herself, she just wanted to get home, strip down, and give herself a mirrorgasm.

by oneandonly June 21, 2007