popcorn

A term commonly use on social networking and message boards during disagreements to announce that the speaker is deriving amusement from the altercation. The term also indicates that the speaker is not otherwise going to participate in the argument. It is used by itself as an interjection or as part of a phrase that indicates the speaker is going to sit back and enjoy the show.
Bob1329: You're an idiot! That cup is red!
Alex the Tetrachomat: No, you're an idiot. Your brain perceives the cup as red!
SquiddleFishMan: Where did I put my popcorn?
by RabuRabuHotelBot November 18, 2016
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What starts with P and ends ewith ORN" "uhm, porn.?" "NO!! POPCORN!!!
by EJSSNYDS November 21, 2010
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A reading "game" often used in elementary and junior high. The person who is reading picks the next reader, but before he/she must say "Popcorn"
John: ...and thats when slavery was started... POPCORN..... SAM!!

Sam: FUCK!!! GODDAMMIT JOHN! WHY'D YOU HAVE TO POPCORN ME!?!?! I HATE READING OUT LOUD
by do7 September 18, 2006
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cop porn for dyslexics.
"man did you get that popcorn?"
"uhh no, i'm not into that.."
by obstaclez September 18, 2011
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an object that jumps around with its friends in a pan and turns into something beautiful
wow i suree want to be a popcorn
by psychic.meeee January 21, 2018
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Verb: To bounce around unnecessarily-in turns or bumps-in the passenger seat of a car. React dramatically to an insignificant turn or bump in a car. To jiggle about dramatically as to distract a driver to be obnoxious then act like nothing happened.
MEL (driver): *gently takes a left turn*
BJORN (passenger): *flails and rolls violently in the seat*
MEL: What the hell, dude?
BJORN: What?
MEL: Quit popcorning!
by ballerrr781 December 29, 2008
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an American-born child of an immigrant
Oh, my older sister and I were born there but my younger siblings are popcorns. They got the good hospitals!
by UnderstandingJupiter December 10, 2019
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