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A bunch of hokey pokey witchcraft made up by hippies.
There goes Madison again, reading her stupid horoscope for the day.
by Bobby Freakin Hill April 23, 2017
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"allow it" means to just leave something alone, or don't worry about it. People in West London say this quite often.
Ahmed: Wanna walk to the station?
Joseph: Nah, allow it blud, can't be arsed, I'mma get the bus.
by ak47 February 27, 2004
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A vague and nonspecific prediction of the future.
What you might find in your horoscope:

"You are somewhat tall"

"You will meet someone today and they will seem nice"

What you will not find in your horoscope:

"Today you will find out you are adopted, if not today then it is only a matter of time. Seriously, you look nothing like your so-called "parents." You will also lose your job, and an unspecified limb."

"Men in masks will break in to your home and force you to play trivial pursuit, the fact that they seem to get all the easy questions will irk you. Make ready, you will soon be called upon to defend the entire species from certain destruction."
by The Definitionizer December 08, 2006
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My Facebook friends spam my news feed with horoscopes and I just want to punch them in the face
by Falsifications August 19, 2016
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A forecast of someone's future. Typically based on the month or year that they were born in.
This website is filled with tons of fucking advertisements that claim to give you a horoscope.
by Another jealous gay fag November 29, 2015
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An astrological prediction of someone's future based on the position of the planets and the signs of zodiac at a particular time and place
Person #1: What's your zodiac sign?
Person #2: Aquarius.
Person #1: What's your horoscope for today?
Person #2: *checks horoscope* Uh- it says I'll "get even with a rival before things got worse".
by ValeriaAtWhitby May 15, 2006
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