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MicroGO is a R&D based manufacturing company that focusses on problems around 'Safe & Save' in water, food & hygiene. They strongly believe in asking the right questions and solving them tailor-made for India.
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microgasm
An inferior sexual climax, usually very muted and of short duration, that leaves one generally unsatisfied or with a feeling of lack, the cause of which can vary, but some of the reasons can be: an unattractive partner, a particularly bad partner, lack of a partner, distraction/preoccupation with something else, severe intoxication, among others.
George: How was your date with Crystal last night? Did you score?
Jerry: Meh...yeah, but during the act, I began taking a good, long look at that weird mole on her neck - did you know there are 7 hairs growing out of that thing? - anyway, I kept staring at it in a repulsed trance - I couldn't tear my eyes away - and I only managed to pop off a microgasm.
George: Are you going to see her again?
Jerry: ...I don't think so.
Jerry: Meh...yeah, but during the act, I began taking a good, long look at that weird mole on her neck - did you know there are 7 hairs growing out of that thing? - anyway, I kept staring at it in a repulsed trance - I couldn't tear my eyes away - and I only managed to pop off a microgasm.
George: Are you going to see her again?
Jerry: ...I don't think so.
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microgement
Michael Scott: "I am going to manage you on a more personal scale; a more micro form of management. Jim, what is that called?”
Jim Halpert: Microgement?
Jim Halpert: Microgement?
microgement by razzadoop September 5, 2018
Microsoft Excel
Software created by Microsoft that non-technical people use instead of a database, or cheap companies use as a crappy application studio.
We have 6,000 Microsoft Excel files out there that are exactly identical in reference to the type of data they store. It would be perfect for a database, but we use Excel because the web server we store them on is already paid for by another department and we don't want to pay for a database.
Microsoft Excel VBA applications need to die. You will never get a real programmer to stay around if all you want them to do is build VBA applications with that shit because you are too cheap to buy Visual Studio. This may be why your turnover is so high or your developers lack motivation and ambition to do real work.
My shitty job wants me to program in VBScript and Microsoft Excel VBA. I am looking for a new job because I value my skills and wish to avoid Excel hell.
Microsoft Excel VBA applications need to die. You will never get a real programmer to stay around if all you want them to do is build VBA applications with that shit because you are too cheap to buy Visual Studio. This may be why your turnover is so high or your developers lack motivation and ambition to do real work.
My shitty job wants me to program in VBScript and Microsoft Excel VBA. I am looking for a new job because I value my skills and wish to avoid Excel hell.
Microsoft Excel by Nutzen YerMouf March 12, 2018
Microsoft Team Moron
A person, usually picked by the boss to ride herd over an otherwise productive team and tattle on any members that aren't chanting the party line and ready to slit their own throats for diversity.
They are champions of the "we" concept because they are too stupid to have any thoughts or vision on their own.
They follow management edicts to the letter no matter how stupid. They avoid confrontation and are quick to agree with anyone, but only to their face, they always rat you out to upper management.
In the dictionary under dim-witted user it says: "see them".
They are champions of the "we" concept because they are too stupid to have any thoughts or vision on their own.
They follow management edicts to the letter no matter how stupid. They avoid confrontation and are quick to agree with anyone, but only to their face, they always rat you out to upper management.
In the dictionary under dim-witted user it says: "see them".
willis agreed with John when he told her the new management plan was never going to work, and outlined the problems. Later we found she was named microsoft team moron for ratting him out to upper management and getting him demoted, now no one on the team will discuss anything with her so she's recruited spies withing the team.
Microsoft Team Moron by Stan West April 21, 2005
micrognathia
micrognathia is a condition where the lower jaw is abnormally small, resulting in a very weak chin. People with micrognathia looks extremely ugly and is very annoying to look at. Most of them got personality disorders too. In conclusion, they should be executed immediately. Someone should start a genocide on people with micrognathia soon.
Guy 1: Oh shit! My CT scan result came in, I have final stage cancer!
Guy 2: At least it's not micrognathia
Guy 2: At least it's not micrognathia
micrognathia by micrognathiapatient May 3, 2023
Microsoft Teams
The most glitchy app used for distance learning for the COVID-19 Pandemic. Has broken an uncountable amount of students hearts and is guaranteed to not let at least one person in a meeting for every class meeting that exists.
Student- WTF?! I turned in my final but it doesn't show up on Microsoft Teams?!
Teacher- Well I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do about that, I guess it just happens...
Student- Am I going to be able to make this up?
Teacher- Um, no, of course not
Teacher- Well I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do about that, I guess it just happens...
Student- Am I going to be able to make this up?
Teacher- Um, no, of course not
Microsoft Teams by MansoM November 5, 2020
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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