microgoon 

Micro-dosing your goon session.

“Are you gooning later?”
“I don’t have enough time so I’ll have to microgoon”

microgoon by PoshPole June 14, 2024

microgoon

The definition of "mircogoon" or "microgooning" is an action. Microgooning is a form of gooning/playing with your penis that involves using your index finger and middle finger as chopsticks around the base of your penis and "flicking" it at mock speeds.

Microgooning can also be used as a celebration. For example when getting a kill in a online video game to celebrate you can hit a quick mircogoon. The better the clip the faster the flick.

Yo Noah, I just chudmaxxed my mircogooning skills last night
Noah: That's lit I know your index finger and middle finger sore asf
Ya twin
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That's a clip *starts microfapping*
Im microgooning

microgoon by Mrfaps12 December 10, 2025

Microphone Spamming 

Blowing excessively into the microphone just to piss people off.

"OH GOD DAMN THAT MICROPHONE SPAMMING NERD"

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

"MUTE HIM"

"FFFFFF"

Microphone Spamming by BadolzoN August 5, 2008

microphone check 

A form of foreplay, when a woman gives head before or during sex.

"bro she stopped half way through and gave me a microphone check."

"hey babe before we get started I'm gonna need you to check the microphone"

microphone check by Then8ie December 24, 2013

microthong 

Extremely tiny thong with just enough material to conceal the pussy. The open variety does not hide pussy, but may have a jewel, pearl or feather hanging seductively over the clit region. Hundreds of different styles by Lola Luna and other manufacturers are available. One daring version consists of a string of pearls which lies between the pussy's inner lips. Its only possible purpose is to stimulate the clitoris when walking or dancing.

In striking gold and green, this open embroidered microthong has a diamante drop front with green sequins and an edging of gold French lace.

microthong by O'Flagherty December 26, 2008

microcontroller 

A word that sounds like a part of computers, but geeks made up to make them stand out from non-geekz.

Can also signify penis.

Are you coming to the party? - No, I‘m programming a microcontroller tonight.

microcontroller by DoDo🐠 November 9, 2020

microthong 

A tiny patch of material which barely conceals pussy worn provocatively tied low around the hips.

The audience was restless, hungry, panting. Backstage, Yulia squatted in front of the mirror and made a final adjustment to her tiny microthong. The slightest misalignment would be disastrous.

microthong by O'Flagherty January 6, 2008