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micromental 

A topic broached by couples to ensue an argument that has no basis in reality.
We have just wasted over an hour arguing over a subject that is entirely micromental.
Coined by Marsha Metheny
micromental by Mars12321 November 7, 2018

micromoment

A micromoment is 1×10^6 of a moment (SI Standard prefix "micro" = 10^6); that is, one-millionth of a moment.
The time it takes to suck a piece of boba from a bubble tea container using the straw is exactly one micromoment.
micromoment by kirupa December 7, 2012

micromental 

A topic broached by couples that consumes an inordinate amount of time in arguments. Or a person who is small minded and focuses intensely on minutiae with no basis in fact.
Why are we arguing about this micromental topic?
You are one micromental asshole!
micromental by Mars12321 November 8, 2018

micromentoring 

When your mentor cares so much they want to help you with literally everything. Well intentioned, but it's nice to go to the bathroom without help
Brendon has good intentions, but with him micromentoring me I won't ever figure out how to survive in the wild
micromentoring by juneen November 29, 2018

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026