Microgooch

When the gooch of a person is exceptionally small, it results in a microgooch

Yo, Suzy's gooch was tiny man, it was like, a microgooch

by The Captian May 5, 2015

MicroDouche

Joe Clark

Have you read Joe Clark's blog (joeclark dot org)? That guy is a serious microdouche.

by armadilloshand June 3, 2009

Microgoth

Gaunt pre-teen in dark clothing.

The mall was full of microgoths

by Khordas August 9, 2003

microgoon

Micro-dosing your goon session.

“Are you gooning later?”
“I don’t have enough time so I’ll have to microgoon”

by PoshPole June 14, 2024

microdouching

That one friend who knows he's a shitty person so he only says a few petty remarks at dinner.

Trav didn't seem too bad when we were all together last night.

Oh that's just because he was microdouching.

by Peacedancer February 15, 2025

microgoogle

when you Google something but only for a second so you only see the first couple lines on each website

hey jerry I microgoogle what oil my car needs.

by akv_official December 7, 2025

microgoon

The definition of "mircogoon" or "microgooning" is an action. Microgooning is a form of gooning/playing with your penis that involves using your index finger and middle finger as chopsticks around the base of your penis and "flicking" it at mock speeds.

Microgooning can also be used as a celebration. For example when getting a kill in a online video game to celebrate you can hit a quick mircogoon. The better the clip the faster the flick.

Yo Noah, I just chudmaxxed my mircogooning skills last night
Noah: That's lit I know your index finger and middle finger sore asf
Ya twin
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That's a clip *starts microfapping*
Im microgooning

by Mrfaps12 December 10, 2025