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Microgooch

When the gooch of a person is exceptionally small, it results in a microgooch
Yo, Suzy's gooch was tiny man, it was like, a microgooch
Microgooch by The Captian May 5, 2015
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MicroDouche 

Joe Clark
Have you read Joe Clark's blog (joeclark dot org)? That guy is a serious microdouche.
MicroDouche by armadilloshand June 3, 2009
Gaunt pre-teen in dark clothing.
The mall was full of microgoths
Microgoth by Khordas August 9, 2003

microgoon 

Micro-dosing your goon session.
“Are you gooning later?”
“I don’t have enough time so I’ll have to microgoon”
microgoon by PoshPole June 14, 2024

microdouching 

That one friend who knows he's a shitty person so he only says a few petty remarks at dinner.
Trav didn't seem too bad when we were all together last night.

Oh that's just because he was microdouching.
microdouching by Peacedancer February 15, 2025

microgoogle

when you Google something but only for a second so you only see the first couple lines on each website
hey jerry I microgoogle what oil my car needs.
microgoogle by akv_official December 7, 2025
The definition of "mircogoon" or "microgooning" is an action. Microgooning is a form of gooning/playing with your penis that involves using your index finger and middle finger as chopsticks around the base of your penis and "flicking" it at mock speeds.

Microgooning can also be used as a celebration. For example when getting a kill in a online video game to celebrate you can hit a quick mircogoon. The better the clip the faster the flick.
Yo Noah, I just chudmaxxed my mircogooning skills last night
Noah: That's lit I know your index finger and middle finger sore asf
Ya twin
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That's a clip *starts microfapping*
Im microgooning
microgoon by Mrfaps12 December 10, 2025
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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