Microgooch

When the gooch of a person is exceptionally small, it results in a microgooch

Yo, Suzy's gooch was tiny man, it was like, a microgooch

Microgooch by The Captian May 5, 2015

MicroDouche 

Joe Clark

Have you read Joe Clark's blog (joeclark dot org)? That guy is a serious microdouche.

MicroDouche by armadilloshand June 3, 2009

Microgoth

Gaunt pre-teen in dark clothing.

The mall was full of microgoths

Microgoth by Khordas August 9, 2003

microgoon 

Micro-dosing your goon session.

“Are you gooning later?”
“I don’t have enough time so I’ll have to microgoon”

microgoon by PoshPole June 14, 2024

microdouching 

That one friend who knows he's a shitty person so he only says a few petty remarks at dinner.

Trav didn't seem too bad when we were all together last night.

Oh that's just because he was microdouching.

microdouching by Peacedancer February 15, 2025

microgoogle

when you Google something but only for a second so you only see the first couple lines on each website

hey jerry I microgoogle what oil my car needs.

microgoogle by akv_official December 7, 2025

microgoon

The definition of "mircogoon" or "microgooning" is an action. Microgooning is a form of gooning/playing with your penis that involves using your index finger and middle finger as chopsticks around the base of your penis and "flicking" it at mock speeds.

Microgooning can also be used as a celebration. For example when getting a kill in a online video game to celebrate you can hit a quick mircogoon. The better the clip the faster the flick.

Yo Noah, I just chudmaxxed my mircogooning skills last night
Noah: That's lit I know your index finger and middle finger sore asf
Ya twin
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That's a clip *starts microfapping*
Im microgooning

microgoon by Mrfaps12 December 10, 2025