Methurbate 

To masturbate while under the influence of methamphetamines for abnormal extensive amounts of time.
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Andrea smoked T so much that she methurbated till the cows came home. That girl was so raw, even Udderly Smooth couldn't help her.

Methurbate by Anthony'sX June 26, 2019

Mathurbation 

(n) The act of doing math and loving it.

After engaging in mutual mathurbation, Johnny and Sally walked away laughing with many equations in hand.

Mathurbation by MATHCAMP09 July 31, 2009

mathturbate 

Doing math homework or writing a math portfolio (especially for IB) that is so EXCITING that you feel sexually stimulated in the process and have an orgasm once you're done.

Alan: Sorry man, I can't go see "I Am Legend" with you guys tonight because of this stupid IB HL Math Portfolio on the Koch Snowflake that I have to write...

Barzeen: Don't even bullshit me, Alan, I know you're just gonna jack off all night anyway.

Alan: Well, you're kinda right. I'm gonna mathturbate.

mathturbate by aredotwice January 6, 2008

Matturbater 

A nickname for a chronic masturbator.
It is an amazing creature, known for its tendency to consistently lean to the right under the weight of its own right arm.

Is usually found in a basement, a library, hell anywhere where there is porn to access.

When not in its lair of porn, it is out wandering the mysterious environment known as `not watching porn`with extreme beadhead, greasy hair and a dark green hoodie with a broken zipper.

Also, it seems to blame the death of a computer on its siblings watching too much DBZ.

People chillin` , not knowing a matturbater is in the midst of their group: ``I`m going to fuckin pass out.``

Matturbater: (In its head) ``team america, FUCK YEAH. lol jk im gonna matturbate because there`s a computer with no password right here and not delete the history``

Matturbater by DeonGGG June 28, 2010

methturbating 

The act of masturbating, high on methamphetamine s.

Jim was too busy methturbating to answer the phone.

methturbating by thugnasty24 December 19, 2009

matherbate 

The first thing a math major does when he/she gets out of class.

Student In Math Class:Hey man you wanna kick it after class?

Math Student: Naw Imma go home and matherbate.

matherbate by TheCaterpillar April 23, 2008

Mathurbate 

To do home work and masturbate at the same time.

Aliza wants to mathurbate tonight, but I do not.

Mathurbate by El tornado July 19, 2016