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Methurbate

To masturbate while under the influence of methamphetamines for abnormal extensive amounts of time.
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Andrea smoked T so much that she methurbated till the cows came home. That girl was so raw, even Udderly Smooth couldn't help her.
by Anthony'sX June 26, 2019
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Mathurbation

After engaging in mutual mathurbation, Johnny and Sally walked away laughing with many equations in hand.
by MATHCAMP09 July 31, 2009
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mathturbate

Doing math homework or writing a math portfolio (especially for IB) that is so EXCITING that you feel sexually stimulated in the process and have an orgasm once you're done.
Alan: Sorry man, I can't go see "I Am Legend" with you guys tonight because of this stupid IB HL Math Portfolio on the Koch Snowflake that I have to write...

Barzeen: Don't even bullshit me, Alan, I know you're just gonna jack off all night anyway.

Alan: Well, you're kinda right. I'm gonna mathturbate.
by aredotwice January 6, 2008
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Matturbater

A nickname for a chronic masturbator.
It is an amazing creature, known for its tendency to consistently lean to the right under the weight of its own right arm.

Is usually found in a basement, a library, hell anywhere where there is porn to access.

When not in its lair of porn, it is out wandering the mysterious environment known as `not watching porn`with extreme beadhead, greasy hair and a dark green hoodie with a broken zipper.

Also, it seems to blame the death of a computer on its siblings watching too much DBZ.
People chillin` , not knowing a matturbater is in the midst of their group: ``I`m going to fuckin pass out.``

Matturbater: (In its head) ``team america, FUCK YEAH. lol jk im gonna matturbate because there`s a computer with no password right here and not delete the history``
by DeonGGG June 28, 2010
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methturbating

Jim was too busy methturbating to answer the phone.
by thugnasty24 December 19, 2009
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matherbate

The first thing a math major does when he/she gets out of class.
Student In Math Class:Hey man you wanna kick it after class?

Math Student: Naw Imma go home and matherbate.
by TheCaterpillar April 23, 2008
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Mathurbate

To do home work and masturbate at the same time.
Aliza wants to mathurbate tonight, but I do not.
by El tornado July 19, 2016
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