methturbating
methturbating by thugnasty24 December 19, 2009
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Meaturbating
The act of consuming any type of meat without the knowledge or permission of your Vegan/Vegetarian significant other who has either forced you or convinced you to comply with his or her dietary beliefa. The act of Meaturbation can bring on waves of guilt and typically results in efforts to reform oneself to please your controlling and almost omnipresent spouse. Who at a minimum is an enthusiastic believer and at a maximum an unhinged zealot
I saw my good friend Meaturbating during lunch yesterday. And while he seemed to be enjoying himself, it was clear that he felt ashamed as well.
Meaturbating by Yogithan April 4, 2019
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mathterbating
Dude1: Hey! whats that nerd over there doing with that calculator?
Dude2: Probably mathterbating
Dude1: Dude! sick he could at least go to the bathroom to do dat
Dude2: Gotta do what you gotta do
Dude2: Probably mathterbating
Dude1: Dude! sick he could at least go to the bathroom to do dat
Dude2: Gotta do what you gotta do
mathterbating by SeakingFuckYeah! March 4, 2008
metsturbating
It was hard watching the Mets game at the bar as the person next to me was constantly metsturbating and I couldn't hear the announcers.
metsturbating by Ahmnodt Heare March 21, 2010
methsturbating
Man 1:Have you seen Dennis lately?
Man 2: Haven't seen him since he
went over to that tweeker B-Low's house
Man 1 I have seen him one time since then
On his way to his room with a bottle of lotion.
Man 2: I bet you he's been up all week Methsturbating!
Man 2: Haven't seen him since he
went over to that tweeker B-Low's house
Man 1 I have seen him one time since then
On his way to his room with a bottle of lotion.
Man 2: I bet you he's been up all week Methsturbating!
methsturbating by Kaisto October 5, 2010
mathdurbating
mathdurbating by Fiendish August 31, 2005
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mathurbating by Solid5nake98 November 12, 2013
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