methturbating 

The act of masturbating, high on methamphetamine s.

Jim was too busy methturbating to answer the phone.

methturbating by thugnasty24 December 19, 2009

Meaturbating 

The act of consuming any type of meat without the knowledge or permission of your Vegan/Vegetarian significant other who has either forced you or convinced you to comply with his or her dietary beliefa. The act of Meaturbation can bring on waves of guilt and typically results in efforts to reform oneself to please your controlling and almost omnipresent spouse. Who at a minimum is an enthusiastic believer and at a maximum an unhinged zealot

I saw my good friend Meaturbating during lunch yesterday. And while he seemed to be enjoying himself, it was clear that he felt ashamed as well.

Meaturbating by Yogithan April 4, 2019

mathterbating 

Doing math for fun, enjoyment, entertainment and/or to pleasure ones self.

Dude1: Hey! whats that nerd over there doing with that calculator?
Dude2: Probably mathterbating
Dude1: Dude! sick he could at least go to the bathroom to do dat
Dude2: Gotta do what you gotta do

mathterbating by SeakingFuckYeah! March 4, 2008

metsturbating 

A New York Mets fan who sounds like he or she is having an orgasm while cheering for the Mets

It was hard watching the Mets game at the bar as the person next to me was constantly metsturbating and I couldn't hear the announcers.

metsturbating by Ahmnodt Heare March 21, 2010

methsturbating 

The art of Masturbating vigorously while high on crystal methamphetamines.

Man 1:Have you seen Dennis lately?

Man 2: Haven't seen him since he

went over to that tweeker B-Low's house

Man 1 I have seen him one time since then

On his way to his room with a bottle of lotion.

Man 2: I bet you he's been up all week Methsturbating!

methsturbating by Kaisto October 5, 2010

mathdurbating 

1 pleasuring ones self during math class

2 how a person with a lisp would say masturbating

did you see that girl mathdurbating 4th period?

mathdurbating by Fiendish August 31, 2005

mathurbating 

Mathurbating- the act of creating math problems for ones self to solve for sexual pleasure

Dick: dude ted's mom walked in on him mathurbating

mathurbating by Solid5nake98 November 12, 2013