To build up a sizable lead in a single game (or in the regular season standings) only to blow your offensive "load" prior to an actual recorded victory or championship.
"Matty Ice" a.k.a. "The Mattural" matturbated in the first half of the 2013 NFC Championship game against the San Francisco 49ers.
by Sherman Gepard January 22, 2013
Violently and chronicly masturbating to the point when your right, or left arm gets so engorged that you are able to bench press your own house.
by Gsteven June 19, 2010
by Allegedly... October 18, 2019
It's what a married guy named Matt aka Harry Frotteur has to resort to for the next year or two when his wife knows he is in some serious fucking trouble
Hey look it's Matturbation isn't that the guy who brought a book about vagina and pubic hair into work after touching that woman and his wife knows he's guilty and now it doesn't matter if he can get it up
by Allegedly... October 18, 2019