McDonna 

Bland manufactured throwaway pop music star

Thinking it lift her friend's mood enough to stop him from taking a dirt nap, Hazel took him Saturday to see the latest McDonna at Staples Center. But now she hates herself.

McDonna by Joseph d'Fousse April 27, 2003

McDonald’s Sprite

A very strong sprite served at McDonald’s that can be compared to hard liquor and is said to give you secret powers

That McDonald’s sprite hard af

McDonald’s Sprite by Big pisser August 15, 2019

Mcdonald's Wifi 

Very bad, laggy internet. Usually is an insult during gaming in group chat referring that you have bad wifi.

- GG

Bro your not hosting your on Mcdonald's Wifi

Mcdonald's Wifi by Difiner To Define October 17, 2016

Off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake? 

A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.

Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?

Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?

Off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake? by mole_mole_mole February 24, 2020

McDonald’s Sprite

Sprite crispy enough to charge your phone even!

Bro, my phones running low!

Let’s go to McDonald’s for that good good McDonald’s Sprite then bro!

McDonald’s Sprite by Nizzy Glizzy Glitzy September 12, 2020

McDonald’s sprite

Only the hardest hitting drink in the world. This shit hits harder than vodka mixed with Vivian while in fire. This drink is exclusive to the fast food place that has a clown

*stupid fat customer pulls up to the drive thru speaker*

McDonald’s employee: Hi welcome to McDonald’s how may I help you

Stupid fat customer: Yo can I get a McDonald’s sprite.

McDonald’s employees: sure but your aware that if you drink the sprite and drive you’ll die in a crash cuz this shit hits hard

Stupid fat customers: yeah that’s my plan now give it to me

McDonald’s employees: fine your total is $1.08 please pull up to the first window

*stupid fat customer pays and gets drink*

Stupid cat customer: ay hell yeah now I can forget about my wife who left me

*stupid fat customer died in a car crash from being to fucked up*

McDonald’s sprite by Techn0r0bert November 7, 2019

engadine mcdonald's 

McDonald's store in the south of Sydney

Scomo shat himself at Engadine McDonald's in 1997

engadine mcdonald's by Hack404 March 28, 2019