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Plain and boring. Not exciting.
Mayor Williams' speech about our lack of senators was pretty bland.
by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
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Plain and boring. Not exciting.
lacking strong features or characteristics and therefore uninteresting:
That Nikita girl is such a bland fuck
by farkeshaybruh October 29, 2017
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Dull or gray, tasteless or non-exciting, boring
Gerry : Amanda has been taking the most bland pictures in photography class lately

Jesse : Yeah dude, like that picture of just grass, she is such a bland person
by God2222 October 06, 2009
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A stereotypical blonde and tan girl. It's completely obvious that she is not naturally blond or tan due to her dark roots and and streaky legs.
A bland is most often seen toting a large designer bag, texting on her expensive cell phone, and/or sipping a drink from Starbuck's. Most blands wear short shorts and a tube top or a short sun dress that also shows off her augmented breasts.

Did you see that bland that just walked by? Her purse (if it is a purse and not a body bag) came down farther than her dress! She needs to get over herself.
by skimpy and poor February 01, 2009
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When you're trying to provoke a guy who doesn't get upset, that's a bland you fucking with.
Jim's such a bland, he doesn't get upset when you say something to him with his thin skin and all.
by Solid Mantis March 23, 2018
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