Plain and boring. Not exciting.
Mayor Williams' speech about our lack of senators was pretty bland.
by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005
When you're trying to provoke a guy who doesn't get upset, that's a bland you fucking with.
Jim's such a bland, he doesn't get upset when you say something to him with his thin skin and all.
by Solid Mantis March 23, 2018
Dull or gray, tasteless or non-exciting, boring
Gerry : Amanda has been taking the most bland pictures in photography class lately

Jesse : Yeah dude, like that picture of just grass, she is such a bland person
by God2222 October 7, 2009
No color is bland. Doesn't mean white, not the same thing.
That guy doesn't get mad at or about anything, what a bland.
by Solid Mantis March 25, 2018
Don't let the name fool you. This man's personality and character are anything but bland. World-renowned penitentiary cook. Able to conjure culinary magic using a microwave. Even with the dust cloud from ReRun fouling the air, his cooking prowess is something like that of the Iron Chef. His appearance is best described as the adult version of Rollo Brown. Microphone afro head and all.
Person 1: Yo, you seen Bland?

Person 2: YOU ALREADY KNOW, that motherfucker cooking.
by RyanFNation October 7, 2018