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masuku sagi

A Japanese phrase which refers to someone who's attractive with a mask on but is ugly when they take it off.

"I was talking to this girl, but I couldn't completely see her cuz she had her mask on"
"Dawg, she a masuku sagi, she ain't actually cute"

by palabraplug October 31, 2020

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A phrase used by those who do not want to wear a mask during the COVID-19 pandemic. They use this phrase to dismiss the public health measures put in place by the government and put others at risk. It's impossible to convince them of the necessity of the masks, and even when they're eventually forced to wear them, they play with it and touch their face so much that there's no point for them to wear one anymore. Of course, the Thomas Gros Cul will use that as an excuse to be mask-naked. Legend has it that it's impossible to lift water palettes with a mask on. The second law of thermodynamics forbids it. The AC in the Maxi is also worse than any other place's, and that explains why everyone else is fine with wearing a mask all day, but not the Thomas Gros Cul.

"Vag les masks, I haven't had COVID in the past 3 months, so I'm never going to have it."
"Ayet, it's time to quit my job. Vag les masques, free speech."
"Mmmhmmggm you guys are sucking the cocks of masks.. Vag les masques."
"Criss you are overpaid. Vag les masques."

by Frozen Meat August 14, 2020

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Masuma

Masuma is the type of friend who'd be there for you as a shoulder or for moral support in general. You can vent your anger out on her and Shebul wouldn't say anything, only if you offend her. Usually shy but gets much more outgoing once you get to know them. Caring, supportive, creative, funny but also could be secretly dirty minded!! You could tell a Masuma anything and she'll listen to you. Masuma would yearn to be recognised or to be loved. Masuma loves her friends and immediate family an infinite amount and treats them all the same. Masuma likes anyone but the downside is that she is too gullible. Her lovely friends tell her she's beautiful inside and out but she genuinely thinks very bad of herself. And has extremely low self esteem. But in general a Masuma is an amazing person. She's kind hearted however she could turn into a savage beast I feel you piss her off. She is very down to earth and would generally be cool with anything. Masuma HATES seeing anyone fight or argue. She looks mentally and physically older than she is. Her aspirations and thoughts are very passionate but her aspirations or thoughts could change depending on the comments she gets. Annoyingly, she cares too much about what others think of her, she gets too affected and hung up over it. She's EXTREMELY straightforward with anything and everything and maybe even a bit too honest/straightforward.

"Oh wow I'd love to be a Masuma"

"Oh look there's a Masuma"
"Masumas are really cool"

"Ugh that girl is defo a Masuma"

by Mash1512 March 29, 2019

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Masun

A name for a sexy man with an unusually spelled name. Do not mistake him for a Mason. Often times Masuns have gorgeous bodies and are very hard workers. Women who date such men are very lucky and will brag to their friends.

They also have an unexplained talent for making smoothies, parfaits, and other breakfast items; however they can still maintain their manly qualities.

Although Masuns contain lots of pent up sexual energy, they are also honest and try to not act upon those feelings.

As an additional bonus, Masuns have a natural talent for making women as wet as a Vietnamese monsoon in August.

Woman 1: Wow, that guy I met last week at the bar is such a Masun! He's so talented and caring!

Woman 2: You're so lucky! I can't believe it. Why do you always find the best men?

by KLC58 January 15, 2013

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