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MAP stands for Masquerading Asshole Pedophile. It’s a new term pedophiles came up with to protect pedophiles from being identified as pedophiles. They claim it stands for Minor Attracted Person, but really it’s a sham of language. They use the word “minor” because it can evoke the image of a 17 year old when really they are talking about 4 year olds. They use the word “attracted” because it implies they might not act on it, but then they believe children can give consent (which would mean acting on it wouldn’t be immoral and thus they definitely WOULD act on it). Lastly, the biggest deception is using the word Person when they’re not really people, they’re pedophiles. It’s also not a coincidence it spells out MAP which is an innocuous, useful every day item when they are in fact the opposite of all those things (dangerous, useless, and a tiny disgusting subset of the population). It is a prime example of conflation, obfuscation, and Orwellian language .
Let’s round up all the MAPs and beat them in the genitals with rusty hammers.
by GaryEffingOak August 16, 2020
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1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.

When kilig, one may experience the following:

*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality

Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
KILIGS much?? ^_^
by mis2n.yoo June 07, 2011
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1) A piece of paper which has directions to your destination

2) Minor Attracted People/Person. A pedophile.
Eg 1) I have a map of Tokyo, so now I can navigate myself in Japan!

Eg) We need to get all MAPs off tumblr, Twitter and Instagram. They’re not LGBTQ+, they’re sick.
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MAPS, or "Minor Attracted People" are pedophiles, or adults sexually attracted to minors that are trying to normalise pedophilia as part of the LGBTQ+ community.
Me: "Look Alfred, those dumbass pedophiles are trying to normalise pedophilia again!"
Alfred: "Those stupid MAPS!"
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"Minor attracted person" AKA a paedophile.

This is their try to paint themselves as something less dangerous, which is absolutely sickening and it shouldn't be supported in any way.
Normal dude: Oh you're not a pedo you're a MAP?

Sick freak: yes

Normal dude: yeah they're gonna need a map to find you soon, you piece of shit
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