An acronym for "minor-attracted person". If someone refers to themselves as a MAP or a nomap, get the hell away from them because they're a pedophile.
Bill told me that he was a MAP and went to see his nephew. Bill is now in jail.
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M - Multi
A - Animator
P - Project

An animation project made by multiple animators. A song cutted in parts, taken by other animators and animated.
Person 1: I made a MAP! Please join!
Person 2: Could I have part 6?
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Also known as a minor-attracted person or persons. Persons identifying are such are, in short, pedophiles and therefore have a dysfunctional sexual fetish for children. MAPS insist that their perverted perspectives on minors are as healthy and productive as anyone else's. Falling as outcasts, MAP's have been trying to identify as part of the LGB community* in order to be seen as normal to the ironic disdain of people who belong in the aforementioned community, a mimic of those in the trans who complain that sexual preferences are transphobic not realizing that gays and lesbians themselves have preferences that put them in the homosexual category. MAPs are often proud to identify themselves as such and are often capable of identifying which age groups they are attracted to (i.e. 3-5 year-old boys, 6-8 year-old girls, etc.). Many identify MAPs as part of the sign of moral collapse as a societal whole, reasoning that children are no longer as protected when it comes to the sexual intentions of adults.
Male MAP on Tumblr: I was watching a little girl play in the playground, and I just cannot fathom how she could not realize that I'm the man who can make her happy. Her mother was glancing worriedly at me, but I didn't care: the way her yellow dress fluttered up and down as she played in the swings... her innocent panties taunting me every time her dress lifted...
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A talking map from the kids show Dora the Explorer. Perhaps it only talks from Dora and Boots' points of view, because they're always tripping.
I'm the map, I'm the map...
by Leiko October 07, 2004
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In online gaming, another word for 'level'. When you want to go to another 'level' or 'arena', you'll usually ask them to change the map.
Noob: Man dust2 sucks, lets change the map to de_piranesi

1337 crew admin: Die
by Baxton September 02, 2005
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Man-Alien-Predator (pronounced M-A-P or MAP):
Lil Wayne's(Dwayne Carter, Jr.'s) Species.

A Man-Alien-Predator is a creature that is part Human, part Alien, and part Predator (Like off the movie AVP). Lil Wayne is the only certified MAP, he is a special subspecies of it called MAP (Midget-Alien-Predator). Somehow a midget human, an alien, and a predator mixed together. Probably at some Intergalactic Kegger. The Alien and Predator were most likely highly intoxicated on space beer and ran a train on an ugly female human midget, thus resulting in the creature we now call Lil Wayne.

All MAPs are either born with no penis or a micro penis, thus leaving them basically sterile, also with no soul. They dont have any of the powers of Aliens or Predators, the only power they have is brainwashing. This would explain how Lil Wayne looks like he does and cant rap but yet he still has fans. How else could a 5'4'', short, ugly, non-hood, fake thug, wannabe, homo, shadow creature, no-talent, hybrid species, micro-penised midget sell records?
Guy 1: "Man, how does Lil homo ass Wayne still sell records and have fans?"
Guy 2: "Hes an MAP, they have no soul and their only power is brainwashing simple minded people, thus resulting in mindless Wayne fans"
Guy 1: "Oh yeah, and I heard he has a tiny penis, what size is it?"
Guy 2: "Superhead said its the size of a Mini Vienna Sausage....Divided by 100, you need a high powered microscope to witness its sheer smallness....WOW man..."
by MAPExterminator June 17, 2008
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