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MAP stands for Masquerading Asshole Pedophile. It’s a new term pedophiles came up with to protect pedophiles from being identified as pedophiles. They claim it stands for Minor Attracted Person, but really it’s a sham of language. They use the word “minor” because it can evoke the image of a 17 year old when really they are talking about 4 year olds. They use the word “attracted” because it implies they might not act on it, but then they believe children can give consent (which would mean acting on it wouldn’t be immoral and thus they definitely WOULD act on it). Lastly, the biggest deception is using the word Person when they’re not really people, they’re pedophiles. It’s also not a coincidence it spells out MAP which is an innocuous, useful every day item when they are in fact the opposite of all those things (dangerous, useless, and a tiny disgusting subset of the population). It is a prime example of conflation, obfuscation, and Orwellian language .
Let’s round up all the MAPs and beat them in the genitals with rusty hammers.
by GaryEffingOak August 16, 2020
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1) A piece of paper which has directions to your destination

2) Minor Attracted People/Person. A pedophile.
Eg 1) I have a map of Tokyo, so now I can navigate myself in Japan!

Eg) We need to get all MAPs off tumblr, Twitter and Instagram. They’re not LGBTQ+, they’re sick.
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A piece of shit who thinks being attracted to kids is a valid sexuality and not a fucking mental illness/disgusting fetish. They will often claim to be part of the LGBTQA+ community - THEY ARE NOT.
Person 1 : So, what's your sexuality?
Person 2: Well, I'm a MAP
Person 1: DIE YOU DISGUSTING PIECE OF CRAP YOU ARE NOT A MAP, YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE
Person 2: No-
Person 1: YES
by Supernova508 September 12, 2020
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"Minor attracted person" AKA a paedophile.

This is their try to paint themselves as something less dangerous, which is absolutely sickening and it shouldn't be supported in any way.
Normal dude: Oh you're not a pedo you're a MAP?

Sick freak: yes

Normal dude: yeah they're gonna need a map to find you soon, you piece of shit
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