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1.) A mask worn to a masquerade ball or party, usually worn with a killer costume.
2.) Short for masquerade.
She wore the most beautiful masque; it matched her costume well and she looked like a faery.

The Masque of the Red Death 

A story written by Edgar Allan Poe.
"The Red Death had long devastated the country. No pestilence had ever been so fatal, or so hideous. Blood was its seal. The redness and horror of blood!" - The opening lines of the Masque of the Red Death.

letter of anal marque

permission to be a butt pirate.

a letter of marque is granted by the government and basically allows people to be pirates. a letter of anal marque is granted by ones pastor and allows them to bang men.
obama got a letter of anal marque so he divorced michelle

Marqueese 

A cute guy who listens and cares. Makes you feel special AF even if you dont get to see him that much. Patient and sweet as hell even though he has two devils on his shoulders. Wont let you down.
Girl1: Marqueese refuses to spell my name right!
Girl2:Thats okay, he is really sweet!

Girl1: Yeah you’re right
Marqueese by OneMoreCornball October 5, 2018

Marqueer 

A stupid cuck, he will literally eat your cock. The gayest man alive.
William Marqueer De Prado No-penis.
Marqueer by marqueerfaggot July 13, 2017

Marques Monroe 

“Marques Monroe has released a new song!”
Marques Monroe by HOMOHIPHOP June 19, 2018
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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