nethead

An individual who dedicates exorbitant amounts of time to the Internet, consequently inundating their speech and behavior with an excessive array of Internet trends, slang, and nuanced humor, to an unhealthy degree.

When she told me didn't wanna invite me to her "rizz party", because I'm a "D1 Crashout", I knew she was a fucking nethead.

by palabraplug March 28, 2024

the clap

chlamydia

"Do you have it?"
"Do I have what?"
"Do you have the clap?"

by palabraplug June 07, 2022

masuku sagi

A Japanese phrase which refers to someone who's attractive with a mask on but is ugly when they take it off.

"I was talking to this girl, but I couldn't completely see her cuz she had her mask on"
"Dawg, she a masuku sagi, she ain't actually cute"

by palabraplug October 31, 2020

fhock

Short for field hockey, it describes a girl who embodies the essence of the sport. Picture someone who's as plain as a picnic blanket: insipid, lifeless, and vanilla ice cream if it had legs. They're likely to be part of a disturbingly homogenous friend group where every member is uncannily identical. Tell them a joke, and you might as well be speaking in fucking Morse code; it flies right over their head, leaving you questioning the reality of your social skills. Though mostly harmless, prolonged exposure to a fhock may lead to psychotic contemplation of simulation theory, as you wonder if their predictability is part of some cosmic glitch in the matrix. The term can be used as a noun or adjective, maybe even a verb under certain skies.

"Bro you know who lowkey got it? Sarah Clark."
"Really, bro? Sarah's a bit fhock."

by palabraplug August 14, 2024

fronthanded insult

A statement or question that is phrased, pronounced, or contextualized as if it is an insult, when it is actually a compliment or delivering a positive message; the opposite of a "backhanded compliment".

"You're aesthetically obese."
"That's quite the fronthanded insult."

by palabraplug July 12, 2023

bronouns

Using “bro” as a pronoun

“Bro is astronomical.”
“I fw bro heavy.”
“Y’all need to stop abusing bronouns.”

by palabraplug February 22, 2024

classic guy

An individual who is just such a dude, in practically every imaginable facet of his life. Wears flannels, goes fishing, plays catch, is named Jo(h)n or Mat(t), is a business major, eats scramble eggs and ham, self proclaimed Star Wars enthusiast, lives in an apartment downtown, gets haircut at Supercuts, favorite color is blue (close second is red), favorite fruit: apple, favorite show: The Office (close second is Seinfeld), wears a healthy amount of sunscreen, daily.

“Did you see that fella Mat post his second larger than average trout catch? What a classic guy.”

Tom Brady.

by palabraplug January 11, 2022