palabraplug's definitions

fhock

Short for field hockey, it describes a girl who embodies the essence of the sport. Picture someone who's as plain as a picnic blanket: insipid, lifeless, and vanilla ice cream if it had legs. They're likely to be part of a disturbingly homogenous friend group where every member is uncannily identical. Tell them a joke, and you might as well be speaking in fucking Morse code; it flies right over their head, leaving you questioning the reality of your social skills. Though mostly harmless, prolonged exposure to a fhock may lead to psychotic contemplation of simulation theory, as you wonder if their predictability is part of some cosmic glitch in the matrix. The term can be used as a noun or adjective, maybe even a verb under certain skies.

"Bro you know who lowkey got it? Sarah Clark."
"Really, bro? Sarah's a bit fhock."

by palabraplug August 14, 2024

bronouns

Using “bro” as a pronoun

“Bro is astronomical.”
“I fw bro heavy.”
“Y’all need to stop abusing bronouns.”

by palabraplug February 22, 2024

fronthanded insult

A statement or question that is phrased, pronounced, or contextualized as if it is an insult, when it is actually a compliment or delivering a positive message; the opposite of a "backhanded compliment".

"You're aesthetically obese."
"That's quite the fronthanded insult."

by palabraplug July 12, 2023

classic guy

An individual who is just such a dude, in practically every imaginable facet of his life. Wears flannels, goes fishing, plays catch, is named Jo(h)n or Mat(t), is a business major, eats scramble eggs and ham, self proclaimed Star Wars enthusiast, lives in an apartment downtown, gets haircut at Supercuts, favorite color is blue (close second is red), favorite fruit: apple, favorite show: The Office (close second is Seinfeld), wears a healthy amount of sunscreen, daily.

“Did you see that fella Mat post his second larger than average trout catch? What a classic guy.”

Tom Brady.

by palabraplug January 11, 2022

section

Exceeding a threshold of attractiveness that grants one social exclusivity, as one might find in a club’s VIP section. The level that makes security unclip the rope without checking the list and escort the given individual straight to the bottle service.

"I thought I was looking good last night, but then she walked in looking straight-up section—like, security handed her a free bottle on sight."
"Bro, you can’t show up in those shoes and expect to pull someone section—step it up."

by palabraplug January 29, 2025

the clap

chlamydia

"Do you have it?"
"Do I have what?"
"Do you have the clap?"

by palabraplug June 7, 2022

masuku sagi

A Japanese phrase which refers to someone who's attractive with a mask on but is ugly when they take it off.

"I was talking to this girl, but I couldn't completely see her cuz she had her mask on"
"Dawg, she a masuku sagi, she ain't actually cute"

by palabraplug October 31, 2020