palabraplug's definitions

nethead

An individual who dedicates exorbitant amounts of time to the Internet, consequently inundating their speech and behavior with an excessive array of Internet trends, slang, and nuanced humor, to an unhealthy degree.

When she told me didn't wanna invite me to her "rizz party", because I'm a "D1 Crashout", I knew she was a fucking nethead.

by palabraplug March 28, 2024

masuku sagi

A Japanese phrase which refers to someone who's attractive with a mask on but is ugly when they take it off.

"I was talking to this girl, but I couldn't completely see her cuz she had her mask on"
"Dawg, she a masuku sagi, she ain't actually cute"

by palabraplug October 31, 2020

the clap

chlamydia

"Do you have it?"
"Do I have what?"
"Do you have the clap?"

by palabraplug June 7, 2022

Groundhog Day rizz

Using insight and information about your target's life, interests, and preferences that you obtained covertly or from indirect sources in order to abet your romantic advances.

Origin: 1993 comedy in which Phil (Bill Murray) uses said tactics to rizz up Nancy (Marita Geraghty). Of course in this instance he uses the nonlinear temporal circumstances to his advantage.

"I heard Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been."
"Shitt, I'm damn near boutta slide to the church down the street, there was just a wedding there..."

"Bro tryna use the Groundhog Day rizz."

by palabraplug November 12, 2023

bronouns

Using “bro” as a pronoun

“Bro is astronomical.”
“I fw bro heavy.”
“Y’all need to stop abusing bronouns.”

by palabraplug February 22, 2024

section

Exceeding a threshold of attractiveness that grants one social exclusivity, as one might find in a club’s VIP section. The level that makes security unclip the rope without checking the list and escort the given individual straight to the bottle service.

"I thought I was looking good last night, but then she walked in looking straight-up section—like, security handed her a free bottle on sight."
"Bro, you can’t show up in those shoes and expect to pull someone section—step it up."

by palabraplug January 29, 2025

fhock

Short for field hockey, it describes a girl who embodies the essence of the sport. Picture someone who's as plain as a picnic blanket: insipid, lifeless, and vanilla ice cream if it had legs. They're likely to be part of a disturbingly homogenous friend group where every member is uncannily identical. Tell them a joke, and you might as well be speaking in fucking Morse code; it flies right over their head, leaving you questioning the reality of your social skills. Though mostly harmless, prolonged exposure to a fhock may lead to psychotic contemplation of simulation theory, as you wonder if their predictability is part of some cosmic glitch in the matrix. The term can be used as a noun or adjective, maybe even a verb under certain skies.

"Bro you know who lowkey got it? Sarah Clark."
"Really, bro? Sarah's a bit fhock."

by palabraplug August 14, 2024