An individual who is just such a dude, in practically every imaginable facet of his life. Wears flannels, goes fishing, plays catch, is named Jo(h)n or Mat(t), is a business major, eats scramble eggs and ham, self proclaimed Star Wars enthusiast, lives in an apartment downtown, gets haircut at Supercuts, favorite color is blue (close second is red), favorite fruit: apple, favorite show: The Office (close second is Seinfeld), wears a healthy amount of sunscreen, daily.
“Did you see that fella Mat post his second larger than average trout catch? What a classic guy.”
Tom Brady.
Tom Brady.
by palabraplug January 11, 2022
Get the classic guymug. Exceeding a threshold of attractiveness that grants one social exclusivity, as one might find in a club’s VIP section. The level that makes security unclip the rope without checking the list and escort the given individual straight to the bottle service.
"I thought I was looking good last night, but then she walked in looking straight-up section—like, security handed her a free bottle on sight."
"Bro, you can’t show up in those shoes and expect to pull someone section—step it up."
"Bro, you can’t show up in those shoes and expect to pull someone section—step it up."
by palabraplug January 29, 2025
Get the sectionmug. by palabraplug February 22, 2024
Get the bronounsmug. A statement or question that is phrased, pronounced, or contextualized as if it is an insult, when it is actually a compliment or delivering a positive message; the opposite of a "backhanded compliment".
by palabraplug July 12, 2023
Get the fronthanded insultmug. An individual who dedicates exorbitant amounts of time to the Internet, consequently inundating their speech and behavior with an excessive array of Internet trends, slang, and nuanced humor, to an unhealthy degree.
When she told me didn't wanna invite me to her "rizz party", because I'm a "D1 Crashout", I knew she was a fucking nethead.
by palabraplug March 28, 2024
Get the netheadmug. A Japanese phrase which refers to someone who's attractive with a mask on but is ugly when they take it off.
"I was talking to this girl, but I couldn't completely see her cuz she had her mask on"
"Dawg, she a masuku sagi, she ain't actually cute"
"Dawg, she a masuku sagi, she ain't actually cute"
by palabraplug October 31, 2020
Get the masuku sagimug. by palabraplug June 07, 2022
Get the the clapmug.