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Masturburn

when you masturbate too much in a short period of time and your penis starts to hurt
"Dude I can't go on, i have major masturburn"
by mysteryman125 March 4, 2008
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Masturbreaker

A person for whom masturbation is so vigorous an activity that, in the process of self-pleasuring nearby objects become broken or damaged.
My old roommate was a masturbreaker. His room always looked like there had just been an earthquake.
by D.S. Credito March 9, 2015
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masturbanished

Similar to being sexiled, except the reason you can't get into your rooom is that your roomie is enjoying some single player entertainment.
Matt: Hey let's go play Scrabble in your room.
Jill: My room's on the other side of campus. Can't we just use yours?
Matt: Well, when I walked in to get the board, William was under the covers with a box of tissues on the bed. Which is to say I think he's busy.
Jill: And were totally using my room.

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Amy: Why didn't you guys just play in Matt's room?
Jill: Um, his roommate was busy.
Matt: We got masturbanished.
by Scrabblesaurus Rex July 17, 2006
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masturbernation

The act of masturbating vigorously and causing the individual to enter a deep sleep for a ridiculous amount of time.
When this semester is over I will reward myself a solid week of relaxing masturbernation.
by Sinderton April 16, 2011
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Masturblurk

A portmanteau of the words 'masturbate' & 'lurk'

The classic masturblurker is mentally disturbed and socially inept, a failure in all walks of life who turns to the internet to seek human connection due to an inability to connect with people in the real world

Binding themselves to a computer, the masturblurker develops unhealthy obsessions towards certain netizens - whether they be members of forums, gamers from MMORPGs, posters of classified ads or book critics

The masturblurker, while seemingly normal in the beginning, soon engages in conduct that is universally derided and shunned by those around them

Due to possible mental retardation, repression of a once recessive Asperger's Syndrome or a derangement of some form, the masturblurker, unable to cope with the ridicule & scorn, begins to lash out

The masturblurker's emotional well being begins to waver and signs of senility, uncontrollable rage, drunkenness, dissociative behavior and debilitating psychosis become apparent

The masturblurker then resorts to classic obsessive behavior including but not limited to - cyberstalking, PMs with threats of sexual/physical violence, creating new IDs to further harass victims, and carries out a nonstop vigil, lurking in wait for victims to come online so as to further masturblurk them

The masturblurker often feigns ignorance with regards to their masturblurking but will inevitably be unable to hide the truth because of the strong stench of failure that lingers with them
'I got into an argument with this guy online recently and he's been masturblurking me ever since'

'Why are you looking through that person's facebook and myspace pages? Stop being such a masturblurker'

'mmmmmm'blurk....blurk blurk....mmmm'blurk'
by robertfail March 30, 2010
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Masturbinge

“Yeah, man. My period is starting soon so i gotta masturbinge before it starts”
“Mood”
by Area Rug June 10, 2018
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Miki Masturbara

A Japanese and Fapanese fetish artist who cumposed music about her own sexual experiences and participated in the opening and ending theme songs of the TV anime Gu-Gu Ganmo under the name of Suzie Masturbara until her death on October 7th, 2004.
Miki Masturbara was the pornagraphic queen of J-pop.
by GregNelson29 October 4, 2023
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