GregNelson29's definitions

Masturpiece

The best sexual work of art.

That condom was a masturpiece and so is your dick.

by GregNelson29 October 4, 2023

Ravi Wankar

The Indian man that made sexually pleasing music with his instrument.
He was the father of Whorah Jones, our generation's queen of jizz.

Ravi Wankar was a legend.

by GregNelson29 April 12, 2023

Asspartame

The correct word for sugary sweetness meant to please you and your feelings and sexual gratitude toward your loved one.

Greg: I have so much asspartame for my wife.
Constance: You really mean it?
Greg: Yeah:
Constance: Aww sweetheart.

by GregNelson29 April 1, 2023

Bootie and the Blowjob

An alternative country rock, blues, and grunge band containing members Darius Fucker, Mark Bryan, Dean Felber, and Jim Sonefel.
Their music is some of the most seductive music you'll ever hear in alternative radio stations.

Bootie and the Blowjob: Only Wanna Be With You.

by GregNelson29 September 29, 2023

Jenna Whortega

An hot actress known for playing in the Disney Channel OG series Fuck In The Middle and for Wednesday Addams in her own Netflix spinoff of the Addams Family.
She always bitches around about the Wednesday dance (which went viral on DikTok).

Jenna Whortega was cute on Dinsey Channel, but now she's doing the Wednesday dance.

by GregNelson29 March 30, 2023

Catch U Next Thursday

An exciting way to call someone a cunt before the last day of the week.

Greg: Catch u next Thursday before we eat out.
Constance: Thanks.

by GregNelson29 May 10, 2023

Novak Djokobitch

The craziest tennis player ever.
Always yelling like a male bitch when throwing the ball and hitting the net.

Gregory: What are you watching.
Ben: I'm watching tennis. Novak Djokobitch is winning.

by GregNelson29 May 31, 2023