C U Next Time

The most discrete and family-friendly way to call someone a cunt.
It goes with any day in general, unlike c u next Tuesday, which implies specifically to Tuesday.

Greg: C u next time.
Constance: Ok.

by GregNelson29 April 27, 2023

Mike Pussner

A gangster who takes pills in Ibiza while hooking with his wife.

Mike Pussner: If I could write you a song to make you fall in love, I would already have you up under my ass, I used up all my dicks, I hope that you like piss, But, you probably won't, you think you're cooler than pee.

by GregNelson29 May 21, 2023

Fux News

What Fox News is now that they fired Fucker Carlson.

Gregory: Fox News sucks.
Constance: I know, they shouldn't have fired Fucker Carlson.
Gregory: Well I won't be watching Fux News anymore.
Constance: Never again.

by GregNelson29 May 11, 2023

Christina Fapplegate

A hot actress that played Kelly Bumdy on the Fox shitcom Married With Children.
Sadly, she has STDs.

Christina Fapplegate makes you wanna fap.

by GregNelson29 April 26, 2023

Hi Hoes

The phrase and song used by the 7 Dwarfs whenever the Kardashians walk by.

The 7 Dwarfs: Hi Hoes, Hi Hoes, It's Off to Where You Go.

by GregNelson29 April 01, 2023

Twigga

A black or white person who's skinny and bone-thin to the point of being named after Twiggy.

Twiggas are so thin and Twiggy was a twigga.

by GregNelson29 April 27, 2023

Farrah Faucet

A faucet so sparkly as to arouse people into pleasure when using it.
It was exciting to look at, but fun to use.
It cleaned dirt and even cum off of you.

The farrah faucet was the best faucet on Earth, but now it's gone.

by GregNelson29 March 30, 2023