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Asspartame

The correct word for sugary sweetness meant to please you and your feelings and sexual gratitude toward your loved one.
Greg: I have so much asspartame for my wife.
Constance: You really mean it?
Greg: Yeah:
Constance: Aww sweetheart.
by GregNelson29 April 1, 2023
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C U Next Time

The most discrete and family-friendly way to call someone a cunt.
It goes with any day in general, unlike c u next Tuesday, which implies specifically to Tuesday.
by GregNelson29 April 27, 2023
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Christina Fapplegate

A hot actress that played Kelly Bumdy on the Fox shitcom Married With Children.
Sadly, she has STDs.
Christina Fapplegate makes you wanna fap.
by GregNelson29 April 26, 2023
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Henry Pissinger

Henry Pissinger pissed the U.S.A. off before Whorack Hoebama or Hoe Biden did.
by GregNelson29 May 27, 2023
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Miki Masturbara

A Japanese and Fapanese fetish artist who cumposed music about her own sexual experiences and participated in the opening and ending theme songs of the TV anime Gu-Gu Ganmo under the name of Suzie Masturbara until her death on October 7th, 2004.
Miki Masturbara was the pornagraphic queen of J-pop.
by GregNelson29 October 4, 2023
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Bitch Boys

An American psychedelic progressive glam pop rock band known for making music about hot bikini bitches making out and laying down partially or fully naked on the sand, soaking in the sun and cumming at the beach.
Their best song is Good Vibrations, which implies the effects of good quality vibrators used to sexual arousal stimulation.
The Bitch Boys: I'm pickin' up good vibrations, she's giving me the excitations (oom bop bop).
by GregNelson29 March 22, 2023
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Mike Pussner

A gangster who takes pills in Ibiza while hooking with his wife.
Mike Pussner: If I could write you a song to make you fall in love, I would already have you up under my ass, I used up all my dicks, I hope that you like piss, But, you probably won't, you think you're cooler than pee.
by GregNelson29 May 21, 2023
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