GregNelson29's definitions

Asspartame

The correct word for sugary sweetness meant to please you and your feelings and sexual gratitude toward your loved one.

Greg: I have so much asspartame for my wife.
Constance: You really mean it?
Greg: Yeah:
Constance: Aww sweetheart.

by GregNelson29 April 1, 2023

Bootie and the Blowjob

An alternative country rock, blues, and grunge band containing members Darius Fucker, Mark Bryan, Dean Felber, and Jim Sonefel.
Their music is some of the most seductive music you'll ever hear in alternative radio stations.

Bootie and the Blowjob: Only Wanna Be With You.

by GregNelson29 September 29, 2023

Twigga

A black or white person who's skinny and bone-thin to the point of being named after Twiggy.

Twiggas are so thin and Twiggy was a twigga.

by GregNelson29 April 27, 2023

Bitch Boys

An American psychedelic progressive glam pop rock band known for making music about hot bikini bitches making out and laying down partially or fully naked on the sand, soaking in the sun and cumming at the beach.
Their best song is Good Vibrations, which implies the effects of good quality vibrators used to sexual arousal stimulation.

The Bitch Boys: I'm pickin' up good vibrations, she's giving me the excitations (oom bop bop).

by GregNelson29 March 22, 2023

C U Next Time

The most discrete and family-friendly way to call someone a cunt.
It goes with any day in general, unlike c u next Tuesday, which implies specifically to Tuesday.

Greg: C u next time.
Constance: Ok.

by GregNelson29 April 27, 2023

Fux News

What Fox News is now that they fired Fucker Carlson.

Gregory: Fox News sucks.
Constance: I know, they shouldn't have fired Fucker Carlson.
Gregory: Well I won't be watching Fux News anymore.
Constance: Never again.

by GregNelson29 May 11, 2023

Christina Fapplegate

A hot actress that played Kelly Bumdy on the Fox shitcom Married With Children.
Sadly, she has STDs.

Christina Fapplegate makes you wanna fap.

by GregNelson29 April 26, 2023