GregNelson29's definitions

Asspartame

The correct word for sugary sweetness meant to please you and your feelings and sexual gratitude toward your loved one.

Greg: I have so much asspartame for my wife.
Constance: You really mean it?
Greg: Yeah:
Constance: Aww sweetheart.

by GregNelson29 April 1, 2023

Mind Your Jizziness

When someone tells you to jack off and keep everything to yourself when you're cumming.

You: That guy wants to have sex with me.
Me: Mind your jizziness.

by GregNelson29 October 4, 2023

Christina Fapplegate

A hot actress that played Kelly Bumdy on the Fox shitcom Married With Children.
Sadly, she has STDs.

Christina Fapplegate makes you wanna fap.

by GregNelson29 April 26, 2023

C U Next Time

The most discrete and family-friendly way to call someone a cunt.
It goes with any day in general, unlike c u next Tuesday, which implies specifically to Tuesday.

Greg: C u next time.
Constance: Ok.

by GregNelson29 April 27, 2023

Fux News

What Fox News is now that they fired Fucker Carlson.

Gregory: Fox News sucks.
Constance: I know, they shouldn't have fired Fucker Carlson.
Gregory: Well I won't be watching Fux News anymore.
Constance: Never again.

by GregNelson29 May 11, 2023

Hi Hoes

The phrase and song used by the 7 Dwarfs whenever the Kardashians walk by.

The 7 Dwarfs: Hi Hoes, Hi Hoes, It's Off to Where You Go.

by GregNelson29 April 1, 2023

Mike Pussner

A gangster who takes pills in Ibiza while hooking with his wife.

Mike Pussner: If I could write you a song to make you fall in love, I would already have you up under my ass, I used up all my dicks, I hope that you like piss, But, you probably won't, you think you're cooler than pee.

by GregNelson29 May 21, 2023