GregNelson29's definitions

Asspartame

The correct word for sugary sweetness meant to please you and your feelings and sexual gratitude toward your loved one.

Greg: I have so much asspartame for my wife.
Constance: You really mean it?
Greg: Yeah:
Constance: Aww sweetheart.

by GregNelson29 April 1, 2023

Whorry Styles

A motherfucker who always makes music while high about Watermelon Sugar.

Whorry Styles: Watermelon Sugar HIGH!

by GregNelson29 February 11, 2023

Bootie and the Blowjob

An alternative country rock, blues, and grunge band containing members Darius Fucker, Mark Bryan, Dean Felber, and Jim Sonefel.
Their music is some of the most seductive music you'll ever hear in alternative radio stations.

Bootie and the Blowjob: Only Wanna Be With You.

by GregNelson29 September 29, 2023

C U Next Time

The most discrete and family-friendly way to call someone a cunt.
It goes with any day in general, unlike c u next Tuesday, which implies specifically to Tuesday.

Greg: C u next time.
Constance: Ok.

by GregNelson29 April 27, 2023

Christina Fapplegate

A hot actress that played Kelly Bumdy on the Fox shitcom Married With Children.
Sadly, she has STDs.

Christina Fapplegate makes you wanna fap.

by GregNelson29 April 26, 2023

Fux News

What Fox News is now that they fired Fucker Carlson.

Gregory: Fox News sucks.
Constance: I know, they shouldn't have fired Fucker Carlson.
Gregory: Well I won't be watching Fux News anymore.
Constance: Never again.

by GregNelson29 May 11, 2023

Hi Hoes

The phrase and song used by the 7 Dwarfs whenever the Kardashians walk by.

The 7 Dwarfs: Hi Hoes, Hi Hoes, It's Off to Where You Go.

by GregNelson29 April 1, 2023