Definitions by GregNelson29

Mind Your Jizziness 

When someone tells you to jack off and keep everything to yourself when you're cumming.

You: That guy wants to have sex with me.
Me: Mind your jizziness.

Mind Your Jizziness by GregNelson29 October 4, 2023

Masturpiece 

The best sexual work of art.

That condom was a masturpiece and so is your dick.

Masturpiece by GregNelson29 October 4, 2023

Masturbomb 

A shit ton of semen/cum from someone who masturbates like crazy to attack predators for defense.

My friend attacked that rapist with masturbombs to protect me and the others.

Masturbomb by GregNelson29 October 4, 2023

Masturboomer 

A boomer that masturbates either to warm up for a fight or to avoid it.

That masturboomer started masturbating during the school fight.

Masturboomer by GregNelson29 October 4, 2023

Miki Masturbara

A Japanese and Fapanese fetish artist who cumposed music about her own sexual experiences and participated in the opening and ending theme songs of the TV anime Gu-Gu Ganmo under the name of Suzie Masturbara until her death on October 7th, 2004.

Miki Masturbara was the pornagraphic queen of J-pop.

Miki Masturbara by GregNelson29 October 4, 2023

Bootie and the Blowjob

An alternative country rock, blues, and grunge band containing members Darius Fucker, Mark Bryan, Dean Felber, and Jim Sonefel.
Their music is some of the most seductive music you'll ever hear in alternative radio stations.

Bootie and the Blowjob: Only Wanna Be With You.

Bootie and the Blowjob by GregNelson29 September 29, 2023

Darius Fucker 

The lead vocalist of Bootie and the Blowjob.

Darius Fucker played many great songs with Bootie and the Blowjob and as a solo artist.

Darius Fucker by GregNelson29 September 29, 2023