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Masturbarathon 

1. One of those days where you have nothing to do so you spank the monkey many/flick the bean many times!

2. When you try and see how many times you can bash the bishop/tickle the clam before it gets sore.

3. An extra long wank
"Hey, dude. What are you doing today"
"I'm having a masturbarathon, mate!"
Masturbarathon by lewis_luther April 7, 2012
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masturbarathon 

A marathon of exclusive masturbation 42.2 hours of pure glorious masturbation
Guy 1- "why didn't you show up to school yesterday?"
Guy 2- " had a hardcore Masturbarathon, my hand and dick feel like fire."
Guy 1- " Dayum I am supah jelly"
masturbarathon by adliebcocko December 13, 2014

masturbathon 

When you try to jerk off but are unable to reach orgasam for whatever reason, causeing you to jerk off for what seems to be an eternity yet is only 26.2 minutes
Dude, I went for a quick wank and that shit turned out to be a masterbathon.
masturbathon by Ali T May 14, 2003

Masturbacation

1) Where you can't afford a real vacation so you sit at home and jerk off.
1a) Jim: what did you do over spring break?

Tom: I was broke so I stayed at home and had a masturbacation.

Jim: that's gross.

b) Jim: What did you do over spring break?

Stacey: I was broke so I stayed at home and had a masturbacation.

Jim: that's hot.
Masturbacation by sexyleg March 9, 2010

masturbatathon 

n. to spend hours upon hours masturbating
"dude, what'd you do last night?"
"nothing, man. i sat on the couch all night and had a masturbatathon."
masturbatathon by SelenaG October 28, 2007

masturbathon 

Masturbating 26.2 times in a single day.
When I heard Todd was going to attempt a masturbathon, I bought stock in Kleenex.
masturbathon by Billy November 14, 2002

Masturbration

When one masturbates in celebration of something
Jono was so overjoyed that he got into the University of Southern California that he ran back home to masturbrate!

"Everytime i kill a bad guy in COD 4, there's no other way to celebrate but masturbration"
Masturbration by J0/\/O February 23, 2010