masturburning

The art of masturbating so hard that you burn your dick

Guy 1: Dude, I was masturburning so hard last night my dick is still on fire.
Guy 2: Gotta put some water on that.

by Eli Witty January 4, 2015

Masturburn

when you masturbate too much in a short period of time and your penis starts to hurt

"Dude I can't go on, i have major masturburn"

by mysteryman125 March 4, 2008

Masturburnate

Staying inside and masturbating while hibernating during the frigid winter months.

I used to hate being stuck indoors during the winter. Now I just masturburnate until March!

by aidsburger November 18, 2010