masturburning 

The art of masturbating so hard that you burn your dick

Guy 1: Dude, I was masturburning so hard last night my dick is still on fire.
Guy 2: Gotta put some water on that.

masturburning by Eli Witty January 4, 2015

masturbutting 

Masturbation involving one's anus.

IT'S MELAK AND HE'S MASTURBUTTING!

masturbutting by cockblocker25 October 19, 2010

masturbarting 

The act of pleasing one's self and realeasing tensions by expression through art, either visual or oral.

I'm so chilled out because I go to art school. I masturbart all day long because I have to, but it feels great! Masturbarting sure is a great way of releasing stress!

masturbarting by Claratin October 23, 2006

Masturbirding 

Birds outside a couple's house jerking off by watching and listening to them have sex.

Person 1: Those birds have been so noisy since we started boning!
Person 2: I think they're masturbirding...

Masturbirding by H4XOR13 March 26, 2023