Masturbreaker

A person for whom masturbation is so vigorous an activity that, in the process of self-pleasuring nearby objects become broken or damaged.

My old roommate was a masturbreaker. His room always looked like there had just been an earthquake.

by D.S. Credito March 9, 2015

Masturbaker's dozen

The pinnacle of all dedicated feckless cum-shedders whereby the participant aims to ejaculate more than 13 times in a 24 hour period. 13 loads in generally accepted by industry insiders as being the level that separates the men from the boys.

'I did it , I did the masturbaker's dozen! Admittedly the last six were with a floppy and the jizz was purely gaseous, but by golly I finally did it. Now it's off to the doctor for me to get some ointment for the blisters and tennis elbow..'

by Anonymous submissions December 10, 2016

masturbreak

(n.) the act of taking a break from strenuous work to relieve stress through masturbation.

(n.) a unit of time spanning the end of one masturbation session until the next masturbation session until the completion of any strenuous work and/or project.

"damn nigga I had to take 12 masturbreaks during that Calculus 14 final, my dick feel like corn!"

"that fuckin essay took me 45 masturbreaks."

by J.TSUI June 1, 2007

Masturbreak

To stop doing something in order to masturbate

I've been doing homework for so long, I think its time for a masturbreak

by Sorkov November 20, 2010

masturbreak

when one is working extremely hard and takes a break to masturbate.

tom was finishing almost done his essay before he took a masturbreak

by diiiirtyc December 20, 2008

Masturbreak

The act of masturbating as a means to give yourself a mental break from work.

I'll do this Spanish homework and this math too. Take a quick masturbreak, then do my science.

by RandyK44 November 23, 2013

Masturbreak

To take a break from a stressful, activity, job or essay to masturbate.

I'm going to take a quick masturbreak, before I finish typing this up.

by Steakandstilton December 2, 2014