Masturbreaker

A person for whom masturbation is so vigorous an activity that, in the process of self-pleasuring nearby objects become broken or damaged.

My old roommate was a masturbreaker. His room always looked like there had just been an earthquake.

by D.S. Credito March 9, 2015

masturbreak

(n.) the act of taking a break from strenuous work to relieve stress through masturbation.

(n.) a unit of time spanning the end of one masturbation session until the next masturbation session until the completion of any strenuous work and/or project.

"damn nigga I had to take 12 masturbreaks during that Calculus 14 final, my dick feel like corn!"

"that fuckin essay took me 45 masturbreaks."

by J.TSUI June 1, 2007

Masturbreak

To stop doing something in order to masturbate

I've been doing homework for so long, I think its time for a masturbreak

by Sorkov November 20, 2010

masturbreak

when one is working extremely hard and takes a break to masturbate.

tom was finishing almost done his essay before he took a masturbreak

by diiiirtyc December 20, 2008

Masturbreak

The act of masturbating as a means to give yourself a mental break from work.

I'll do this Spanish homework and this math too. Take a quick masturbreak, then do my science.

by RandyK44 November 23, 2013

Masturbreak

To take a break from a stressful, activity, job or essay to masturbate.

I'm going to take a quick masturbreak, before I finish typing this up.

by Steakandstilton December 2, 2014

masturbreak

The time of day when one puts aside the daily grind for masturbatory purposes.

Jim's not here. He's enjoying his masturbreak.

by Buck Fitty June 2, 2008