masturbernation

The act of masturbating vigorously and causing the individual to enter a deep sleep for a ridiculous amount of time.

When this semester is over I will reward myself a solid week of relaxing masturbernation.

by Sinderton April 16, 2011

Masturbration

When one masturbates in celebration of something

Jono was so overjoyed that he got into the University of Southern California that he ran back home to masturbrate!

"Everytime i kill a bad guy in COD 4, there's no other way to celebrate but masturbration"

by J0/\/O February 23, 2010

Masturbanation

A form of jerking off only while wearing a turban. Also known as Halal Jerking.

Frank: Yo dude yesterday i finally got around to masturbanation...
Paul:No way, Howd it go?
Frank:Amazing dude i jizzed all over my turban.

by Lucious Maximus April 3, 2009

Masturmenation

The act of terminating or to stop masturbating

Max: It's official I am done mastubarting.
Ari: So you are on a masturbbatical?
Max: No I am about start my Masturmenation!

by mhmuss February 9, 2014

Masturbration

The act of expressing jubilation through jerking off, either by yourself, or around company.

"Guys I got the Job!" "This calls for a masturbration!" "Circlejerk or Solo?" "Either"

by AnonInfinity September 25, 2014