masturbernation 

The act of masturbating vigorously and causing the individual to enter a deep sleep for a ridiculous amount of time.

When this semester is over I will reward myself a solid week of relaxing masturbernation.

masturbernation by Sinderton April 16, 2011

Masturbration

When one masturbates in celebration of something

Jono was so overjoyed that he got into the University of Southern California that he ran back home to masturbrate!

"Everytime i kill a bad guy in COD 4, there's no other way to celebrate but masturbration"

Masturbration by J0/\/O February 23, 2010

Masturbanation 

A form of jerking off only while wearing a turban. Also known as Halal Jerking.

Frank: Yo dude yesterday i finally got around to masturbanation...
Paul:No way, Howd it go?
Frank:Amazing dude i jizzed all over my turban.

Masturbanation by Lucious Maximus April 3, 2009

Masturmenation 

The act of terminating or to stop masturbating

Max: It's official I am done mastubarting.
Ari: So you are on a masturbbatical?
Max: No I am about start my Masturmenation!

Masturmenation by mhmuss February 9, 2014

Masturbration

The act of expressing jubilation through jerking off, either by yourself, or around company.

"Guys I got the Job!" "This calls for a masturbration!" "Circlejerk or Solo?" "Either"

Masturbration by AnonInfinity September 25, 2014

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020