Masturbinge
Masturbinge by Area Rug June 10, 2018
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masturbagel
the act of male masturbating using a bagel by inserting himself into the center hole and thrusting, as if it were a vagina
masturbagel by nabel August 11, 2009
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Masturbinging
George: "Aye Mike, you wanna chill this weekend?"
Mike: "Naw man, Im gonna have a nice masturbinging this weekend."
George: "Okay man, just dont forget to clean up your mess."
Mike: "Naw man, Im gonna have a nice masturbinging this weekend."
George: "Okay man, just dont forget to clean up your mess."
Masturbinging by Rooster Luck December 5, 2010
equitorial masturbonce
A word that when you google it, Urban Dictionary comes up as the first result and it looks like it's an actual defined word but when you click on the link, it brings you to a page where you have to define it.
equitorial masturbonce by Stoobinator December 6, 2015
masturbible
Substitute pornography used by religious people, for instance the section of the Sunday newspaper advertising section that contains ads for bras and panties, or the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition.
masturbible by Gatorpress December 10, 2007
masturbike
masturbike
(v): to stroke one's shaft until semen is ejaculated from the penis. While riding an effing bike. Seriously.
Happens sometimes at Colorado College...
Possibly the most perverted act one could ever commit.
(v): to stroke one's shaft until semen is ejaculated from the penis. While riding an effing bike. Seriously.
Happens sometimes at Colorado College...
Possibly the most perverted act one could ever commit.
"Did you see that sick pedophile masturbiking while he passed by all of those eight year old children? He just loves to masturbike; it's his favorite pastime."
masturbike by bassist9999999 September 3, 2009
masturbidextrous
*Loads up redtube*
Wait? I can eat a sandwich AND masturbate?! Great Scott. I didn't know I was masturbidextrous.
Wait? I can eat a sandwich AND masturbate?! Great Scott. I didn't know I was masturbidextrous.
masturbidextrous by ChristianMcGonez July 22, 2011
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