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George: "Aye Mike, you wanna chill this weekend?"
Mike: "Naw man, Im gonna have a nice masturbinging this weekend."
George: "Okay man, just dont forget to clean up your mess."
Mike: "Naw man, Im gonna have a nice masturbinging this weekend."
George: "Okay man, just dont forget to clean up your mess."
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(v): to stroke one's shaft until semen is ejaculated from the penis. While riding an effing bike. Seriously.
Happens sometimes at Colorado College...
Possibly the most perverted act one could ever commit.
(v): to stroke one's shaft until semen is ejaculated from the penis. While riding an effing bike. Seriously.
Happens sometimes at Colorado College...
Possibly the most perverted act one could ever commit.
"Did you see that sick pedophile masturbiking while he passed by all of those eight year old children? He just loves to masturbike; it's his favorite pastime."
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Wait? I can eat a sandwich AND masturbate?! Great Scott. I didn't know I was masturbidextrous.
Wait? I can eat a sandwich AND masturbate?! Great Scott. I didn't know I was masturbidextrous.
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