Martiwire
Martiwire by MARTIKRISO April 27, 2019
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martiniel
martiniel.
this is the type of dude who you would just fall on your knees once you see them.
they might be a little hard to read but once u get to know him, he'll turn into a magazine.
he might not show it but he do need reassurance.
he has this badass scar on his nose and has a chip on his front teeth which were caused by his clumsiness.
he might have feelings for you but you will never know because hes so good at hiding his feelings.
he has anger issues which can be scary or even cute sometimes.
he might hurt your feelings sometimes, he might or might not have meant to do it but its ok coz hes usually really really nice.
also this dude is horknee all the time
this is the type of dude who you would just fall on your knees once you see them.
they might be a little hard to read but once u get to know him, he'll turn into a magazine.
he might not show it but he do need reassurance.
he has this badass scar on his nose and has a chip on his front teeth which were caused by his clumsiness.
he might have feelings for you but you will never know because hes so good at hiding his feelings.
he has anger issues which can be scary or even cute sometimes.
he might hurt your feelings sometimes, he might or might not have meant to do it but its ok coz hes usually really really nice.
also this dude is horknee all the time
martiniel by thebaddestmaeve July 14, 2022
martinize
What happens when a big, hairy man beats the shit out of you until it hurts so bad you kill yourself.
Andy: Dude, when I was playing football I was going to sack the quarterback and got martinized. The coach had to take me out back and kill me. Terry: Dude, that was me!
martinize by Terry R. Martin July 6, 2006
Martwienie
a prank involving dumping grain alcohol down a male's pants to cause severe burning of the lower units. Often followed by a ballsderdash to relieve the pain.
Martwienie by herbie1 September 25, 2012
Martinisexual
Example: Kimoria Lieshay Howard felt very Martinisexual towards the Martini's that were sitting on the table at the bar we visited last month
Martinisexual by VFDgrwjifne ugebnjew October 17, 2022
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