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Martwienie 

a prank involving dumping grain alcohol down a male's pants to cause severe burning of the lower units. Often followed by a ballsderdash to relieve the pain.
The martwienie Cheryl gave him caused him to make a ballsderdash to the pool at Mach 1.
Martwienie by herbie1 September 25, 2012
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marweenie 

A marweenie is a very autistic kid that looks like an ogre. He has hair all over his body (and I mean ALL OVER HIS BODY) and makes a very autistic squeal whenever he's in danger. The marweenie can also eat anything you give him, you could give him a plate of dog shit and he'll eat before you can say "don't eat that its poisonous" I don't know how but he can pick up the chicks left and right. All the hot babes will come from miles around just to see him. He is truly a work of art
Tyrone: marweenie how can you eat a TV while having sex at the same time

Marweenie: I DOnT KnOw
marweenie by Tikilashaunlashan August 12, 2017

martiniel 

martiniel.
this is the type of dude who you would just fall on your knees once you see them.
they might be a little hard to read but once u get to know him, he'll turn into a magazine.
he might not show it but he do need reassurance.
he has this badass scar on his nose and has a chip on his front teeth which were caused by his clumsiness.
he might have feelings for you but you will never know because hes so good at hiding his feelings.
he has anger issues which can be scary or even cute sometimes.
he might hurt your feelings sometimes, he might or might not have meant to do it but its ok coz hes usually really really nice.
also this dude is horknee all the time
"bro have u seen martiniel"

"nah, dw he might just be wanking off somewhere"
martiniel by thebaddestmaeve July 14, 2022

mattia martienetto

Is a typical italian expression used to describe someone who like be the victim of the situation but in reality wants only bring bad luck all over the world
"Mattia Martinetto sei proprio un pagliaccio "
"Sir you're a clown "
"Mattia Martinetto hai rotto il cazzo di gufare "
"Be quiet sir"
"Mattia Martienetto "
"Asshole"
mattia martienetto by Hagausl May 20, 2017
literally such a genuinely gorgeous girl. not annoying and has the biggest smile. future wife material.
wow did you see how beautiful MARTIENNE looked today
martienne by snake charmer! November 4, 2021

Ryan martinie 

World's top bassist from band mudvayne and a gym bro
Person 1: wow bro u been going to gym? Cause i looking like Ryan martinie!
I gotta slap some b (ass)
Person 2: thanks bro
Ryan martinie by Mudvaynehead June 9, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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