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Martinisexual

Martinisexual is when you feel sexually attracted to Martini's or have a obsession with them
Example: Kimoria Lieshay Howard felt very Martinisexual towards the Martini's that were sitting on the table at the bar we visited last month
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Marinesexual

Completing raunchy, disgusting sexual acts: Said acts are typically homosexual, sadistic, and (or) impossible to perform; when viewed by outsiders, but are in reality nonsexual in nature and simply designed to illicit congratulatory responses from brethren and often used to assert dominance.
The hot chicks were throwing themselves at him, but he is such a marinesexual that he took the 350 pounder home just so the platoon would see.

Marinesexual challenge, let's band our dicks together to quad pen this skank Voltron style!
Marinesexual by Donell Worthington November 10, 2020

mariisexual 

when you dont know if youre bi or straight
person1: idk if im bi or straight
person 2: ur mariisexual mate
mariisexual by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019

martulisexual 

CUANTO TE SENTIS SEXUALMENTE ATRAIDA POR LOLI GONZALEZ Y MARTI BENZA
martulisexual

Martiansexual 

The act of having sexual intercourse with or being attracted to the alien race.
Dude, that's creepy! You find that alien attractive? You must be martiansexual!!!
Martiansexual by DKRemedy February 12, 2021
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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