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Wal-Martyred 

when a former wal-mart employee could not get anywhere(careerwise) while working their.
hey joe..i feel sorry for jimbob over their because he doesn't give big bertha(hr at walmart) greasy head for a better career or postition at wal-mart. he must be Wal-Martyred. joe is wondering what that yellow stuff is comeing out of his penis!!

Martyparty 

When an adult professional consumes four redbull/vodka drinks prior to the annual company holiday party resulting in loud obnoxious behavior with zero filter with regards to both content and volume of his voice.
That guy must have had a martyparty last night. I have never seen someone fired the day after a party.
Martyparty by Sobriety 123 December 23, 2011

Martybate 

mar – tee – bait

verb

To amuse one’s self with an image of, or in the actual presence of, Marty Morrissey.
1. Tim thought he was alone in the building, then I came in and found him having a martybate with a gif.
2. At the staff relay, Tim had no shame, he was openly martybating in front of everyone.
Martybate by Computer Jones July 18, 2019
A meme on the internet. It is a pun on "WalMart"
MartWart
Tennis ball. yeet
MartWart by Dropped My Idiot July 11, 2018

Martiwire 

Martiwire is when you Direwire something, planning to change it, but never actually fix it.
Look at all this Direwire. When are you going to fix it?
-Never. It's Martiwire
Martiwire by MARTIKRISO April 27, 2019

marywade 

a very crazy girl . she is the nicest and most understanding person u will ever meet . she loves hanging with friends and doing very ... fun ... stuff . she is kinda quiet when u first meet her but then so loud . she’s the friend that waits for u to tie the shoe while everyone walks away . be lucky if u got her
hi marywade . ily
marywade by bgk January 21, 2021