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Wal-Martyred
hey joe..i feel sorry for jimbob over their because he doesn't give big bertha(hr at walmart) greasy head for a better career or postition at wal-mart. he must be Wal-Martyred. joe is wondering what that yellow stuff is comeing out of his penis!!
Wal-Martyred by blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! July 21, 2009
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Martyparty
When an adult professional consumes four redbull/vodka drinks prior to the annual company holiday party resulting in loud obnoxious behavior with zero filter with regards to both content and volume of his voice.
That guy must have had a martyparty last night. I have never seen someone fired the day after a party.
Martyparty by Sobriety 123 December 23, 2011
Martybate
mar – tee – bait
verb
To amuse one’s self with an image of, or in the actual presence of, Marty Morrissey.
verb
To amuse one’s self with an image of, or in the actual presence of, Marty Morrissey.
1. Tim thought he was alone in the building, then I came in and found him having a martybate with a gif.
2. At the staff relay, Tim had no shame, he was openly martybating in front of everyone.
2. At the staff relay, Tim had no shame, he was openly martybating in front of everyone.
Martybate by Computer Jones July 18, 2019
MartWart
MartWart by Dropped My Idiot July 11, 2018
Martiwire
Martiwire by MARTIKRISO April 27, 2019
marywade
a very crazy girl . she is the nicest and most understanding person u will ever meet . she loves hanging with friends and doing very ... fun ... stuff . she is kinda quiet when u first meet her but then so loud . she’s the friend that waits for u to tie the shoe while everyone walks away . be lucky if u got her
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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