YDKD

You Don't Know Dick. Texting abbreviation used to point out another's stupidity.
Thx for your opinion. YDKD.
by Herbie1 October 28, 2012
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ballsderdash

A quick run to the shower or pool for a cooling rinse after receiving a Martwienie, which is a prank involving dumping grain alcohol down a male's pants to cause severe burning of the lower units.
After Cheryl gave him a martwienie, he made a ballsderdash to the pool at Mach 1.
by herbie1 September 26, 2012
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Martwienie

a prank involving dumping grain alcohol down a male's pants to cause severe burning of the lower units. Often followed by a ballsderdash to relieve the pain.
The martwienie Cheryl gave him caused him to make a ballsderdash to the pool at Mach 1.
by herbie1 September 26, 2012
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