Definitions by herbie1

YDKD 

You Don't Know Dick. Texting abbreviation used to point out another's stupidity.

Thx for your opinion. YDKD.

YDKD by Herbie1 October 28, 2012

ballsderdash

A quick run to the shower or pool for a cooling rinse after receiving a Martwienie, which is a prank involving dumping grain alcohol down a male's pants to cause severe burning of the lower units.

After Cheryl gave him a martwienie, he made a ballsderdash to the pool at Mach 1.

ballsderdash by herbie1 September 25, 2012

Martwienie 

a prank involving dumping grain alcohol down a male's pants to cause severe burning of the lower units. Often followed by a ballsderdash to relieve the pain.

The martwienie Cheryl gave him caused him to make a ballsderdash to the pool at Mach 1.

Martwienie by herbie1 September 25, 2012