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Marks is a type of teacher who doesn't teach, instead she has you take notes, and then have you take a test for 100 points that had nothing to do with what she had you take notes about. as if that wasn't bad enough, she will also use a straw, jam it down your urethra and use succ to succ your chromosomes out.
yo marks made us take note in silence all day then take a test that we havent even learned about
Marks by CentIIX April 15, 2019

Marks Run 

A racing term used when a racer drivers on the low side of a turn and gets a big run on the car in front of them in a race.

Commonly used on the service, iRacing... an online simulator

When users get the this run it is common for them to yell over the microphone. "oh I've got marks run!!" or "MARKS RUN!!!"
Lance McGraw was racing the Chevy Impala Charlotte motor-speedway when he got marks run on the car in front of him coming off turn 2, he easily completed the pass.
Marks Run by LanceMcGrew December 12, 2012

marks tits 

marks tits. chonky bois and forever a fair shout
I've always wanted to marks tits.
Hey marks tits have you seen marks tits?
marks tits by markstits March 24, 2020

Marks and Spencer 

Marks and Spencer is a British upmarket supermarket chain, famous for its "Food Porn" adverts on TV, all of which have the opening line: "This isn't just...".

Also known as "M an' S", "Marks and Sparks", "Sparksy's" and "Mark's".
Marks and Spencer "M&S" Food Porn Advert: This isn't just sausages and mash, this is creamy, light-whipped, golden, fluffy mash King Edward potatoes with succulent, grilled, chipolata sausages from British farms with an oozing rich gravy sauce.
Viewer: wtf?
Marks and Spencer by errata July 10, 2007

Marks Wonder Pot 

A very cheap piece of cookware (only piece actually) provided by a condo owner on vacation to cook and produce many many meals. Because the owner doesn't want to invest in a cookware set.
When we went to Montreal we cooked everything in Marks Wonder Pot.
Marks Wonder Pot by MENclan August 13, 2012

marks out of two 

To rate a girl with your mates who is in earshot but without her knowing. Taken from the statement "I'd give her one!" or two meaning "I wouldn't touch her with yours!"
Dan: "Marks out of two?"
Rob: "I think one"
Dan: "Yep"
Sally: "What are you taking about?"
Rob: "Binary scoring systems for...."
Dan: "Want to go for a drink later Sally?"
marks out of two by Unsub2007 January 3, 2008
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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