director

A mythical creature known to occasionally visit corporate offices. Directors thrive upon the professionalism and professional attire of all employees of the offices, and as such, several notices are issued in advance of a director's arrival for people to be on their best behavior. Directors, however, are quite elusive - despite an employee's best behavior and finest dress, these efforts are often in vain, as directors do not desire to go slumming with the commonfolk. A director's smile is known to result in rapid career advancement. Ironically, the most common instance of a director's smile is from employee termination.

There is a director coming to the office. Business casual is still appropriate, but please consider dressing in your most professional business casual attire. (i.e. shirts tucked in, sleeves not rolled up, consider shoe choice)

by numbertwo June 10, 2009

Director

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Cool dude 1 : Do you like my new chair?

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by Director of Smaths June 22, 2011

Director

The one who gets the blame if anything they create goes tits up, even when it's not their fault.

Guy 1: "Man, X-Men Origins: Wolverine sucked!"
Guy 2: "I blame the director."
Guy 1: "How the fuck would that change anything?"

by H4rd Man May 9, 2009

director

a person who directs during a movie/play or any production.

the director called "cut!"

by bubbles November 5, 2003

director

Barefoot fags from California who work for porno companies.

Man, that guy is such a director! Let's go get some In n Out.

by bchi June 24, 2005

Director

A totaly useless program used as an outlet for useless people to continue to be useless.

Director is useless, I'm going to go kill myself.

by Scott Diebold May 17, 2004

Director Hugo V.

Director Hugo V Is a music video director out of Los Angeles California and is a graduate of the prestigious University of Southern California.

Early in his career he was dubbed as "The King of Street Videos" and is now currently being referred to as "The Quentin Tarantino of Music Videos" . His style is heavily influenced by the likes of Quentin Tarantino, Sam Raimi, Oliver Stone and Italian director Sergio Leone.

His video "Los Angeles" by B-Real of Cypress Hill was nominated for a Los Angeles Music Award and enjoyed wide success on the internet with more than 1 million views.

Currently resides in Los Angeles and is working on a highly anticipated project with Frank Lucas Jr the biological son of 70's Harlem drug king piin Frank Lucas Sr as portrayed by Denzel Washington in the biopic American Gangster.

Director Hugo V.'s style of directing is like a high octane union between Sam Raimi and Quentin Tarantino.

by V38 July 4, 2009