You're being hunted/cucked by local authorizes, official or not. It will get progressively worse until you make up for what you did, usually a financial thing.
Person 1: I just woke up with two black marks on my leg, looks like it could come from a taser...
Person 2: Nah man, that's just a black mark. Also, we can't be friends anymore.
an insult that Amish people use to describe out of wedlock children or children with English blood
The way Amish people think out of wedlock children bearing black marks because of their parents' sin of having premarital sex, they act like the parents should have aborted them when their mothers got pregnant with them from the sexual intercourse the parents had. Like anti abortionists say "It's not the children's faults that their parents had sex before they were married".
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"