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Marks is a type of teacher who doesn't teach, instead she has you take notes, and then have you take a test for 100 points that had nothing to do with what she had you take notes about. as if that wasn't bad enough, she will also use a straw, jam it down your urethra and use succ to succ your chromosomes out.
yo marks made us take note in silence all day then take a test that we havent even learned about
Marks by CentIIX April 15, 2019
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In acting, It means, literally, making movements consistently so they are as close to identical, time, and time again.
The director yelled "cut" because his child actor missed his marks.
Marks. by oorr23 July 13, 2024

Marks Run 

A racing term used when a racer drivers on the low side of a turn and gets a big run on the car in front of them in a race.

Commonly used on the service, iRacing... an online simulator

When users get the this run it is common for them to yell over the microphone. "oh I've got marks run!!" or "MARKS RUN!!!"
Lance McGraw was racing the Chevy Impala Charlotte motor-speedway when he got marks run on the car in front of him coming off turn 2, he easily completed the pass.
Marks Run by LanceMcGrew December 12, 2012

marks tits 

marks tits. chonky bois and forever a fair shout
I've always wanted to marks tits.
Hey marks tits have you seen marks tits?
marks tits by markstits March 24, 2020

Marks and Spencer 

Marks and Spencer is a British upmarket supermarket chain, famous for its "Food Porn" adverts on TV, all of which have the opening line: "This isn't just...".

Also known as "M an' S", "Marks and Sparks", "Sparksy's" and "Mark's".
Marks and Spencer "M&S" Food Porn Advert: This isn't just sausages and mash, this is creamy, light-whipped, golden, fluffy mash King Edward potatoes with succulent, grilled, chipolata sausages from British farms with an oozing rich gravy sauce.
Viewer: wtf?
Marks and Spencer by errata July 10, 2007

Marks Wonder Pot 

A very cheap piece of cookware (only piece actually) provided by a condo owner on vacation to cook and produce many many meals. Because the owner doesn't want to invest in a cookware set.
When we went to Montreal we cooked everything in Marks Wonder Pot.
Marks Wonder Pot by MENclan August 13, 2012

marks out of two 

To rate a girl with your mates who is in earshot but without her knowing. Taken from the statement "I'd give her one!" or two meaning "I wouldn't touch her with yours!"
Dan: "Marks out of two?"
Rob: "I think one"
Dan: "Yep"
Sally: "What are you taking about?"
Rob: "Binary scoring systems for...."
Dan: "Want to go for a drink later Sally?"
marks out of two by Unsub2007 January 3, 2008
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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