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Also: Malarz, Malars,

(Noun, proper) Malate ma-LAH-teh is a district of Manila in the Philippines, under the 5th congressional district of Manila, divided into fifty-seven (57) barangays from Zone 75 to 90 and barangays 688 to 744.

It is home to several pubs, clubs, and bars that all come alive at night, especially on the weekends. Because of the all open-minded and accepting nature of those who there many know that it is the best place to be yourself.

It has become a famous part of the gay scene and plays mother to the gay parade, a symbol of gay pride.
"Do you guys wanna check out the scene at Malate?"

"Do you guys know any masters of the scene of Malate? They have the most beautiful faces I've ever seen!"

"Let's go clubbing this Weekend, Let's start and finish in the place where it all Began: Malate."
Malate by Manila boy/girl March 12, 2009
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Totes Malotes

Totally bad ass!

The phrase is a combination of totes, which is a truncated way of saying "totally" and malote, which is Chicano slang for "bad ass." It was popularized and possibly originated from the animated science fiction show “Rick and Morty”, created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon for Adult Swim. It's used by Rick Sanchez in Episode 4 of the first season, M. Night Shaym-Aliens!
Rick and Morty steal processor chips from the intergalactic scammers called the Zigerions and make a getaway in one of their escape pods.....

Rick Sanchez: Totes Malotes Dawg!
Totes Malotes by Doctor Felony August 9, 2016
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malted state 

Condition of altered and/or impaired consciousness resulting from the consumption of large quantities of beer, or other fermented malt beverages. Oftentimes associated with subsequent displays poor judgement, belligerence, promiscuity and other poor decisions, the details of which are often poorly recalled.
"Debbie, how on earth did you wake up with Dan? He's such a douche!"
"After six beers, I was in a malted state and he seemed kinda hot..."
malted state by StillBill13 November 27, 2016

mayatera 

A derogatory term for mexican women who sleep with black men.
Javier : damn! Juanita got attitude with me just for trying to get her number

Jose : Nah , she's just a mayatera who cares
mayatera by VOVZ33 August 6, 2021

land manatee 

A very large dispicable human being with bright blue eyes and no neck RR. Bearing a striking resemblance to a wild manatee, she tends to have a large ass where the bulk of the blubber is stored. Her land waddle has been known to severly injure small children, and crack the city streets that she prowls on.
Yeah dawg, can't believe you hit and quit that land manatee.
land manatee by truehustla October 22, 2010
A fun, outgoing girl. Doesnt belong to a certain crowd. She could care less whether you like her or not. She has an amazing personality and can make anyone laugh. Usually very pretty and is a great, loyal friend. Anyone would be lucky to have her as a friend.
wow, im so glad im friends with MaLaney.
MaLaney by A-Balla 2010 November 18, 2009
Malte is a very handsome boy, with blonde hair and blue eyes. You would usually find a Malte playing basketball or pool in his free time. Malte also looks so hot when he is sweaty and playing sports. Malte has impeccable taste in music. All girls want a Malte because he is funny, effortlessly smart, and kind if he likes you. Malte is also a very trustworthy person who doesn't often say much but rather shows his feeling through actions rather than words. Malte is very good in bed but is also very picky when deciding what girl to commit it, If you are lucky enough to meet a Malte in your life consider yourself blessed.
Oh, that guy is definitely a Malte... Just look at him.
Malte by somerandomperson96 January 16, 2021
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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