My last boyfriend was a loser with ariny unit. I was always faking it just to get it over. Damien makes me cum correct!
by StillBill13 December 03, 2021
by StillBill13 May 28, 2017
Condition of altered and/or impaired consciousness resulting from the consumption of large quantities of beer, or other fermented malt beverages. Oftentimes associated with subsequent displays poor judgement, belligerence, promiscuity and other poor decisions, the details of which are often poorly recalled.
"Debbie, how on earth did you wake up with Dan? He's such a douche!"
"After six beers, I was in a malted state and he seemed kinda hot..."
"After six beers, I was in a malted state and he seemed kinda hot..."
by StillBill13 November 28, 2016