malteser 

Malteser means blonde on the inside brunette on the outside,

in other words a brunette that is the equivelent to a dumb blonde.

Many use this term not as an insult but as a nickname

'Oh my god she is totally a malteser'

malteser by Holly August 16, 2004

Malteser 

A very small piece of poo that simply won't flush away!

A malteser is usually done by skinny anorexic girls who don't eat enough to do big grown up poos!

Malteser by Naughty teacher! April 2, 2013

malteser 

A black/indian person who acts like they're white.

'Damn Tia actin such a malteser'
'Yeah, dark on the outside, white on the inside'.

malteser by BabyDizz April 30, 2005

Malteser 

The act of squishing one's balls into another's poohole whilst copulating

"hey, I know we've just met but can I stick my nuts in your ringpiece? What you don't know what thats called....Why in cosmopolitain circles its called a malteser"

Malteser by Malteser May 9, 2006

Malteser 

A teacher who is apparently REALLY fit but has maffis eyes and is on anti-depressants and is also rumoured to be a the forgotten star on porn hub (and is also a real bitch/slut)

"I wonder is my teacher a Malteser"

Malteser by idonthavechlamidiya June 12, 2018

Malteser 

A person with Maltese heritage in their family and is a bit of a dick head/smart ass sometimes. Usually, this dickheaded-ness AND OR smart-ass gene is passed on from the father.

Seb and Mathew are such Maltesers.

Malteser by Tim the boi from Straya July 12, 2019

Malteser Monkey 

Another, of many, slurs for African Americans; similar to coal cricket or obsidian orangutan

Boy, I don't want to see none of them Malteser monkey's around my property, you hear me?

Malteser Monkey by Bartholomew Heinberg April 6, 2023