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To drink nothing but whiskey for 30 days to see if it's a healthy way to live. A documentary skit performed by The Whitest Kids U' Know, based on the hit film "Supersize Me" by Morgan Spurlock where he eats nothing but McDonald's for 30 days.
Phone call to Distillery:

Distillery: "Hello, how can I help you?"
Trevor Moore: "Hello, I'm doing a documentary (Supersize Me with Whiskey) on whether or not it's healthy to drink nothing but whiskey for 30 days. And I'm not gona eat food, I'm not gona drink other drinks, I'm just gona drink whiskey for breakfast, lunch, and dinner."

Distillery: "It's NOT, you shouldn't do.....
Trevor Moore: ..........................................."Whatever!"
by Doctor Felony July 8, 2016
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Totally bad ass!

The phrase is a combination of totes, which is a truncated way of saying "totally" and malote, which is Chicano slang for "bad ass." It was popularized and possibly originated from the animated science fiction show “Rick and Morty”, created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon for Adult Swim. It's used by Rick Sanchez in Episode 4 of the first season, M. Night Shaym-Aliens!
Rick and Morty steal processor chips from the intergalactic scammers called the Zigerions and make a getaway in one of their escape pods.....

Rick Sanchez: Totes Malotes Dawg!
by Doctor Felony August 9, 2016
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